Weird news. Must be a slow news day.
I hope (but do not expect) that the shark was OK.
Poor shark was just exercising its right to keep bare arms.
So much for the theory nurse sharks don’t bite people.
HA!
And like many Second Amendment patriots, he exercised his right to the point where it was detrimental for its health.
Most states that have expanded gun privileges still prohibit open carry of arms in hospitals.
From the news story:
Some witnesses say they saw the woman antagonizing the shark and grabbing it by its tail before she was bitten.
Fnck with a wild animal, and all bets are off.
Was it named Donald?
The nurse shark clearly misunderstood the meaning of properly armed.
Another example of wasteful spending and the failure of Obamacare. This woman had Oblahperson “care” shoved down her throat, at triple - TRIPLE! - her old premiums, study it out, when she already had a nurse shark that she obtained by selling her bootstraps! Dismantle Obummerscare and bring free choice back to the market!