“Johnson” huh? 
Mayor: I am just another Republican Conservative from Mississippi.
There’s a simple rule of thumb here for elected officials: when you send a picture of your junk to your girlfriend, just CC your mom and the local paper to save time.
Don’t want your mom and/or the local paper to see the picture? DON’T SEND IT.
Does he have an enormous schwanzstucker?
That goes without saying.
Pass the popcorn!
“Woman Sends Nude Photo Of Mississippi Mayor To City Officials.”
His profile from The Commercial Appeal:
CHIP JOHNSON
Position: Mayor of Hernando, elected 2005 as Republican, re-elected 2009 and 2013; past president of the Mississippi Municipal League.
Hobbies: Running, riding motorcycles pantless, and photography.
Quote: “I really enjoy my work as mayor – especially the community outreach.”
Note to mayor: Your junk will look bigger if you take the selfie from an angle looking up from just beneath the scrotum towards your face. (Film school tip)
At the very least, make the black bar hiding it a lot bigger.
Right. He should have taken the selfie before he got it wet.
You can really do some amazing things in the online dating world with forced perspective.
Uh, or so I’ve heard…
Drumpfs pet name for sex with spouse.
He took… it… It?… out… Out?
That’s OK. He will go to a “Christian Retreat”, pray for a couple of days, and then emerge with the news that “Christ has forgiven me! Hallelujah!” and the rubes will buy it. They ALWAYS do.
It shrinks??? – Elaine Benes circa 1995
“I don’t know how you walk around with those things”
He called his relationship with the woman a “private indiscretion” when reached by The Commercial Appeal, which noted Johnson is currently getting divorced.
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Because of this “private indiscretion” I would assume??
Is he married or otherwise dating someone else? If not who cares?
“I please ask you all to respect my family’s privacy at this time,” he later said.