If you’re over 20, you shouldn’t be dating anyone who has a curfew. Simple.
That is without a doubt my favorite yet.
He really thought that this was acceptable behavior.
Just imagine for one second someone trying that today.
Ya just got to shake yer head
The detail that I like is the “called the high school” part. These days, that would certainly put you on law enforcement’s radar.
I’ve got the local high school on speed dial, myself.
“just make yourself scarce when Roy’s in here, he’s just here to bother you, don’t pay attention to him and he’ll go away.”
America wishes it could do that in 2017.
Now that’s romantic. You wonder what he told the office staff that would make them call for her over the PA?
Back in what Moore undoubtedly sees as the good old days, when everything was right with America, this kind of stuff would get you dragged into the town square and horsewhipped by an outraged father. And to that extent maybe they really did know a thing or two we’ve forgotten. It’s sure a long way from making someone a senator.
No dating during martial law?
and a spot on the sex offenders registry
easy peasy
Only if you’re kinky for the militia.
That he was the deputy DA, and something along the lines like he would hate to have to send the boys from the county sheriff’s department over to toss their house.
Its all part of the power trip for him. He probably got a bigger woody making that phone call than he did forcing his tongue down her mouth, because he was exerting dominance over MANY people at once.
I’m pretty sure Jesus cruised high schools and junior high schools, and tried to boff the female students. I just need to find the biblical citation…
Dear Roy Moore,
In case you pulled a Sessions and conveniently forgot, “9. Thou shalt not bear false witness against your neighbor!”
That was chiseled into a granite monument in your courtroom, was it not?
Love,
Ken in MN
This is why Moore trolled the courthouse and the malls. Girls whose parents were absent or otherwise occupied, who didn’t supervise their daughters closely, who – gasp – sent them to work outside the home.
Except God wasn’t dealing with lawyers, this is for the everyday folk.
This was just too titillating for Roy boy, the 70’s when womens could be out in public without a male escort.
Too bad that the school and the mall didn’t have the Ten Commandments posted for public display. Surely that would have deterred Moore’s behavior. ~cough~
Moore’s office responds: “You seem to be referring to one of what Mr. Moore now calls the Ten Suggestions. Mr. Moore has chosen not to follow that particular Suggestion at this point and time. Thank you.”
I think the burka was invented for men like Roy Moore.