Discussion: Woman Allegedly Carrying Malware Charged With Lying To Enter Mar-A-Lago

I’ll take a steak sandwich and a steak sandwich.

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Books and movies will be made with all the shenanigans going on with this administration.

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Charge it to the Underhills…

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It’s like the fourth quarter of a blowout football game, when the winning team is 60 points ahead and starts sending in its marginal players so they can get some more actual playing time.

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Don’t worry, the boss will sort it all out on one of two conditions: either she’s cute, or she had a bag of money.

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The Secret Service agents will be disciplined. After all, this means “no massages tonight.”

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Enough material to outlast even the oldest soap operas.

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It’s Treason Tuesday during this infrastructure week!

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It looked like she was in some real hot water, but then she told them Carl Kline had OK’d her security pass.

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Was it malware, or Tupperware?

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Cue event #6,978,244 since the Glide Down the Golden Escalator which would have had you laughed out of a movie producer’s office prior to 2016 as being beyond implausible…

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“the receptionist was unable to find her on any “access list” for the president’s exclusive south Florida hobnobbing forum.”

Well put, Mr. Kovensky.

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Mr and Mrs KellyAnn have surely been shopping one around…

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Shoulda had her massage parlor ID with her. That always works.

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Now I’m wondering how many times he’s given his bank information and Social Security number to that helpful guy “Steve” from the Windows Technical Department.

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Malware. At least she is in the right place for it.

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Well.

At least this administration can vet something.

Always remember, the first line of defense in national security is the receptionist.

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Upcoming soap: As My Stomach Turns

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