Discussion: Will Bernie Sanders REALLY Parachute Into His California Rally?

In 1933, Hitler came to power despite having barely a third of the vote because the Communists categorically refused to join in a coalition government with the Social Democrats. Many of them hated the SD’s more than they did the Nazis, others were pure nihilists who fantasized that Nazi rule would incite the Revolution, still others just didn’t distinguish between the agenda of the Social Democrats and the NSDAP.

The Communists were, of course, rewarded for their ideological purity by being starved and worked to death, shot or gassed in concentration camps over the next few years. The lucky few who survived the war mostly ended up living inside the glorious worker’s paradise known as the German Democratic Republic.

It’s a recurring theme of history that whatever and wherever their ideology, the people at the leftmost end of a nation’s political spectrum hate the people to their immediate right far more than they do those to their furthest right, or at least see them as of a piece with those at the right most extreme, while those at the right are more often than not more than willing to join forces and save the internal purges until after the seizure of power.

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But… principles!!!

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I think he should have Susan Sarandon, Rosario Dawson, Jeff Weaver, and Tad Devine dress as Egyptian slaves and carry him into the convention on a litter like Cleopatra entering Rome.
Fuck Sanders, I want someone to do that for ME!

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Also, thanks for this. I’m putting it in a text document to paste into Facebook under every “Hillary’s a corrupt so-and-so” that I see until November! How shall I provide attribution?

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The parachute’s just a backup.

Ever since Trump became the presumptive GOP nominee, the sheer volume of flying pigs up there has made winged unicorn travel a bit hazardous.

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If this is true, (seems unlikely to me), The Sanders Campaign would be more well advised to call “Joe’s Passerine Birds Leasing” and arrange for a couple of dozen or so sparrows, finches and warblers to flutter around the podium and pluck out strands of his hair, to use as nesting material, during his speech.

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You forgot to show Bernie Sander’s Magic Wagging Finger of Truth, Justice, and Purity!

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This makes Sanders truly look like a fucking fool. How clueless is his campaign? Devine and Weaver are so incompetent they shouldn’t even be allowed to operate a numbers racket.

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Shades of George W Bush landing that fighter jet on the aircraft carrier.

What the hell?

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I hope he does this, and the wind direction changes and blows him all the way to Pittsburgh.

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I think he’s a bit past that stage.

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I can hear Chris Matthews afterward: “Can’t you just smell the Preperation H and Kaopectate on this guy?!” (H/T: Fred Thompson)

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Only “establishment” parachutes.

Well, fact check it first and you can claim it for your own. But like Oliver Douglas, I can a get a little carried away when the fifing starts.

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Don’t let DWS anywhere near the parachute. … on second thought

Yeah on second thought let DWS pack it for him.

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The shark tank will be placed right in front of the huge “MISSION ACCOMPLISHED” banner.

On a side note, can anyone smell desperation in the air in California? I’d imagine it smells particularly sweet this morning…

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I thought only bird shit and rain drops were supposed to fall from the sky?

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Cloudy with a chance of the elderly? Good for him if he does it…it’s an amusing little stunt…hope it doesn’t fall flat…

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This is a brilliant publicity stunt by the skydiving company!

I know Bernie’s headed for a fall but this isn’t the answer…

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