Discussion: White House: Yemen Raid Will Undergo 3 Reviews But 'Achieved Its Objectives'

What Sphincter Spice really did was to announce three separate cover-ups of the botched raid.

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I think these are standard post-operation military reviews, when property is damaged or persons killed. Nothing like a Benghazi investigation.

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sample review:
5 stars
“Bigly successful raid. Just tremendous!”

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Achieved it’s objectives = so I guess their objectives were killing a Navy Seal and an 8 year old girl.

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Okay, so someday in the future, 3 sheets of paper will land on rumps desk. throw out 2 and claim the 3rd is fake so the raid went exactly as planned.

Jesus I feel so antagonistic today

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collateral damage to those who love war

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OT, but Still Spicerfacts.

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Objective: kill more civilians than militants --> Check!
Objective: radicalize far more people than we killed -> Check!

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Yeah but I can’t even see what the fuck the objective was supposed to be if it wasn’t what they achieved and that’s what they say so the only objectives that got achieved were a lot of innocent people getting killed.

Kind of makes it less collateral and more direct for me.

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“There will be three reviews done by the Department of Defense…”

And all three will, no doubt, strongly conclude that Trump’s inaugural crowd was bigger than Obama’s.

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“It achieved its objectives.”

Objective No. 1: Burnishing Trump’s toughguy “I’ll kill brown people whenever possible” bona fides.

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I don’t know I felt like it burnished Trump’s image as a terminal fuck up since the raid was a gigantic fail.

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The objective was to take out a bad guy. A bad guy who surrounds himself with civilians to purposely get killed for the cause of effect if attacked. Lowest form of defense I might add.
But this raid went all wrong from the beginning because they were ready and willing to fight. They knew what was happening before the first shot was fired. Sad the wrong lives were lost, but it could have been much worse.
That is why I prefer drones and maverick missiles getting them while riding along in a car or truck. That way they never see it coming.
Just my opinion at the moment

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Sorry about the above post. But the delete function is glitching on me. ???

…and in other news…TeaBangelican rendered speechless…

And more on the Religiosity front…

Ken Ham’s Ark is sinking in debt…

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He prefers the name Spicy Sphincter.

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