So is Trumpâs IQ.
Again with the âhe was only jokingâ? Jesus, you guys this is so fucking weak. Letâs hope Kim can take a joke.
I was looking forward to watching that historic IQ contest on pay-per-view on Linda McMahonâs new Smackdown channel.
I am thankful that the Preshitident Anusmouth-Putindickholster can take a break from golfing, groping and grabbing in his Bedminister resort to focus on the preparations for the âIQ Smackdown of the Effing Moronâ and chart bigly plans for the total destruction and genocide of North Korea that he announced in his historic United Nations speech.
I can think of a lot of jokes about this White House.
Of course it was a joke. The entire White House is a joke. A very bad joke.
If Bush was a âhigh functioning moronâ as Paul Bengals once memorably called him, then surely Trump is a low functioning moron.
In fact, the only test where Trump is off the scale is the sociopath test.
Another rationalization from a member of âthe clean up crewâ who walk behind Donnie. Where in the heck are they disposing of DTâs poop? An undisclosed HazMat site?
Iâm not sure low functioning isnât a bit of an exaggerationâŚbarely functioning?
Rex is obviously the bigger moron of the two, because he still works for Trump.
Iâm still waiting for his first funny one.
Okay, second funny one, after appointing Ben Carson to a cabinet position.
AHHHHâŚa joke. So every tweet you canât explain away, or threaten someone with is a âjokeâ. Got it.
Thing I hate most about SHuckabee is that she thinks sheâs getting over. She makes that ânailed it!â face after lying out of both of her orifices. Oh, to one day see it wiped off in an âoh shitâ momentâŚ
P.G. Wodehouse:
âHe had just enough intelligence to open his mouth when he wanted to eat, but certainly no more.â
I thing the IQ test should be revised to gauge understanding when to just STFU and quietly let something pass. The Rump would score 7 standard deviations below the mean, regardless of how many round holes he tried to fit his square peg into.
I will say that It did use the word intricate correctly in a semi-sentence, describing its tax reform plan.
Humor, however, requires intelligence and empathy to be meaningful. A âjokeâ with neither doesnât count.
NYDN also has an article.
President Trumpâs history of issuing IQ challenges and slamming rivals for low intelligence (NYDN)
We are, basically, hearing the same tune with different lyrics.
Is it because Trump is a dotard or a moron?
My dog learns faster than Orange Julius!
Itâs served to Trumpâs loyal staff for breakfast every day.
They are literally eating that shit up with a spoon.