Bullshit, like Donald J. Trump can read.
Weak! Bad brain!
“We had to print a second one because he got the pages stuck together when we left him alone with it for 10 minutes.”
I wonder if the edits Nunes made including adding pictures and copious mentions of Trump’s name to keep his attention?
dammit, I couldn’t even type it the exact same joke before you beat me.
He’s holding some sort of event right now, was introduced by his komrades Ryan and McConnell, but I couldn’t watch. As soon as he came on the stage and started his sneering mockery, I had to turn off MSNBC.
Dang beat me to it. Gotta be quicker…
And as usual in a difficult situation he laterals it back to HPSCI so if anything goes wrong he can blame them. < Russian accent >He is weak like kitten.< /Russian accent. >
Who helped him with the big words?
Gotta be honest, the man’s got some pretty catty instincts. I suppose you have to, to be this dumb and this unethical and still be a free man at age 71.
He’s got some instincts, but more lucky I’d say. It looks like for decades the FBI used him to get info on the Russian mob the way a goat is tied to a tree by hunters to lure the tigers out of the jungle. The only special talent the goat needs is a capacity for hapless victimhood.
According to @khaaannn, it sounds like the hunters worked with the tigers to attract other goats, whom they subsequently skinned and ate.
Damn, hard to pull that metaphor off.
Trump has read the four-page memo that staffers compiled for Nunes.
Four pages of sentences with three words each in 44 point type and pictures, very colorful pictures.
“President Donald Trump has read House Intelligence Committee Chairman Devin Nunes’ (R-CA) memo purporting to show anti-Trump prejudice among federal law enforcement officials, the White House announced on Thursday.“
Trump is as likely to read a 4 page memo as he is to stay faithful to whoever is his wife “de jure”.
Help I am talking and I can’t shut up
Trump has read the four-page memo that staffers compiled for Nunes.
Don’t journalistic best practices require more care with wording?:
“Trump says that he has read the four-page memo that Nunes says staffers compiled for him.”
Trump Has Read Nunes’ Sketchy Anti-FBI Memo, after which a thoroughly exhausted Trump retired to his bedroom with a cheeseburger…
Trump believes the memo will help discredit special counsel Robert Mueller’s probe into Russian interference in the 2016 election.
Ok, being serious now. Who has signed up for the Nobody is Above the Law protests? I thought at first it wouldn’t be necessary, but goddamned if I’m not rapidly changing my mind.
More like he had someone read it to him and another to explain what the big words mean.
He’s the Inspector Clouseau of politics.