Priceless!
Dr. Freud - âWell Dr. Jung sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, but not this time.â
Todayâs other gem from the Press Conference:
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âAt this White House, itâs People first, paperwork secondâ
Thatâs Donaldâs policy for his three AM Twitter sessions.
Yeah, we know. Thatâs what weâve been saying!
In a stunning lapse of disinformation message discipline, Shuckabee blunders directly into a blinding moment of truth.
Intensive counseling, of course, will follow immediately.
âA black and white issue.â
Christ on a cracker, but irony is dead.
In 2017 you have to work really, really, hard to be that tone deaf.
You know those 3 a.m. twitter sessions occur in a locked bathroom, donât you?
Somebody famous once said:
âeverything looks worse in Black and Whiteâ
Ms Sanders could be the poster gnome for that phraseâŚ
The bigotry is so deep in this administration it just trips straight out of the subconscious and off of the tongue. Twice.
Sarah Huckabee Sanders, the girl in the Freudian slip.
I think what she meant to say is that itâs the patriotic Americans vs. the thugs.
Ma Hamhock picked the wrong reporter to say that to.
April Ryan canâand just mayâchew her up and spit her out.
Or, be a Republican.
âPretty black and whiteââŚyep it is. I donât see any Orange howeverâŚ
Come on!
She was just joking around!,
Canât you laugh at a joke to break the tension!!!
You people!
GeeâŚ
The Presidential Oath of Office: âI do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my Ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States.â
Not: âpreserve, protect and defend the Flagâ;
Not: âpreserve, protect and defend the National Anthemâ;
But: âpreserve, protect and defend the Constitutionâ, the First Amendment of which guarantees the right to free speech.
I know whose side Iâm on.
That joke was breaking the tension with a MOAB.
The key term is ââŚto the best of my AbilityâŚâ.
Thatâs the problem.