Pretty obvious how this went down. Trump was advised he couldn’t and shouldn’t travel to Texas until the storm was over for several days, and he responded with “Fuck you. I’m not going to repeat Obama’s mistake with Katrina”
(Yes, I saw what I did there).
If he visits Houston, it could literally cost lives through the diversion of resources.
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Hope he remembers his galoshes, or as Melania would say, goulashes.
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What fucking good is he going to do there? Heavy rains are supposedly going to last through the week. That stupid motherfucker can’t even use a toilet that’s not in one of his fucking hotels or one of his resorts. And what’s this shit about “Texas”, like he’s going to visit all the affected areas. From what the people here from Houston and the other suffering areas have been saying, Trump would be pelted with human feces if he showed up (and I can only imagine the welcome he’ll get from our Hispanic and Latino friends after that Arpaio pardon; I think there may be a few of them in Texas). That prick will go straight to Corpus Christi, to spend time with Ducky Jammy Boy Blake Farenthold, who will blow Donald on national TV, along with Abbott and Patrick and the rest of the Texas GOP, while the people who are really suffering will wonder how in the fuck they are going to get out of this mess. And I don’t put much faith in the Trump team response to this disaster, since the people responsible for the clean-up and post-storm assistance are asshole Federalists who believe that the populace shouldn’t expect government help and should try pulling themselves up by their own soggy bootstraps. Oh, and “Brock” Long (sounds like a gay porn star, don’t it?) of FEMA worked under Brownie during the Bush administration. Yeah, that’s comforting for east Texans to know.
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“I’m not going to repeat Obama’s mistake with Katrina”
You, sir, won my heart with that one!
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Give him a golf cart. He likes golf carts. Paint his name on it.
(heh heh heh)
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And I only sprinkle Trump Paprika on my galoshes. The bigliest paprika!
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Can’t you just imagine Trump and Melania (in her 4-inch, snakeskin heels) trying to drive through and protect themselves from the dirty water???
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The key thing is to give him perfectly good, sound advice on what not to fucking do with your vehicle when there are floods around. Then just sit back and watch.
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“Donald, dahlink! Toes is wet!!!”
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Here’s his photo opportunity. Wearing the red hat, getting his toes wet, looking as detached as ever.
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Bada-boom! Bada-bing!
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Someone should have just told Trump that Harvey was a transgendered marine. Then he would have just ordered Harvey out of the Gulf of Mexico by presidential decree.
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So then, how many tens of thousands will he brag about showing up in their wet suits and life jackets. This pos has no shame but to take resources from first responders to protect his visit. Sad
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Storm won’t be done by Tuesday. People need to keep the heat on the Administration and FEMA + Congress for preparedness, response + clean up.
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Well, at least the Secret Service won’t have to worry about spending $7100 dollars on portable toilets (from “Imperial Restrooms - Shit For A King!”) while guarding President Dickless. I’m sure there will be a few free Porta-Potties standing there for people without any plumbing that’s functional. Of course, Feckless Leader will probably tell them to unload their toxic dumps directly into the floodwaters, since pollution doesn’t really exist to Republicans.
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Texas voted for him. No do over!
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JESUS EFFING CHRIST IT WON’T EVEN BE OVER BY THEN. THE ACTUAL DISASTER WILL NOT HAVE FINISHED HAPPENING BY TUESDAY.
I know this isn’t really an original observation. I just feel like I’ll go crazy if I don’t say this.
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If it is still raining like it’s forecast to be, I don’t know if he’ll be able to fly into Texas. By Tuesday, the airports in south and central Texas could all be under water.
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Is he going to motorcade through Dallas?
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