You keep this up and they will have to give you your own show.
Hahahahaha!
Well it is crisis management.
Rapid Response Director Leavesā¦Well, that happened fastā¦almost rapidly.
Probably the only rapid thing thatās happened while he was thereā¦ending his employment.
But, but, butā¦wait a minute, its not even Fridayā¦
For a minute I thought this was linked to FEMA - you know, ārapid response.ā A hurricane is churning for Texas, and it could turn north to New Orleans. Trumpās half-ass administration is about to get a full-ass test, one W failed spectacularly.
Crisis management in the White House has been taken over by aliens from outer space, aka, republicans.
Gen. Bat āMad Batā McBatpellet is rumored to be in the running, leaving the Pentagon with only a handful of generals.
That one wins the Blackadder Award for this thread.
HEMMING WAS SENIOR ADVISER for research at the RNC in the 2016 cycle and director of research on the Trump campaign. At the White House, he worked from 5:30 a.m. to 11 p.m. every weekday and was a regular in reportersā inboxes, blasting out stories favorable to the administration.
Sounds like a shit job.
Ooga, ooga, dive, dive!!!
Involved in the campaign.Director of Research, yet
Too late to delete those Cyrillic emails!
Another candidate for Embassy Row?
Time to rezone it Multifamily.
Okay, TPMāersā¦ youāre all having a lot of fun with this, but, you know, this is serious. No other Administration in history has had the same kind of NEED for a Rapid Response Director. The typical time between a good news story and a disastrous story, in this administration, (to the extent that this porta-potty fire deserves the appallation āadministrationā), is usually measured in hours, sometimes only minutes. I mean, something that might counts as āgoodā happens, and then, you know, the Lying Orange Shit-Stain goes to take a dump, and he tweets some praise for Hitler, or attacks his own Attorney General or whatever, and itās too lateā¦ the good news gets buried under the next self-inflicted wound.
The only āRapidā thatās ever likely to be rapid enough for this debacle is someone who can time-travel backwards.
How about a little sympathy?
Or not.
You mean these guys?
Well, it sure doesnāt describe the job of an only good news sorter.
If Andy Hemming was really rapid at responses, he would have left about 15 minutes after the new employee luncheon.
We donāt have a FEMA director either. Heckovajob, Donnie!
If only Jill Newslady were on the air every night, that could have made his responsibilities less heavy.
Well, look at it one way and heās the Early Rat since the shipās still kind of afloat. Put it another way, better a Hemming than a Lemming.
Trump: Dont need him. I can tweet much faster than anyone on the Rapid Response team. Saves money for me.