Discussion: White House Makes Reporters Give Thanks Before Asking Briefing Questions

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This is pathetic.

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How long before she starts demanding they pray before beginning the briefing?

I’m thankful for Robert Mueller.

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I am thankful I never watch those press briefings.

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Suspicions confirmed: The White House is being run by a bunch of school children. . . . .spiteful, angry ones at that.

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I am thankful for Laphroaig Scotch Whiskey, of which I’ve consumed far too much since November 9, 2016.

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Yes, Miss Sanders. I’m thankful that in this country I don’t have to suck up to the mouthpieces of treasonous wannabe dictators in order to do my job.

Oh, that wasn’t what you had in mind? Sorry. Not Sorry.

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Ben White wins, hands down.

Ben White :heavy_check_mark:@morningmoneyben
When the briefing is done all WH reporters must also put their toys away and sit criss-cross applesauce.

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There are one too many “of’s” in there, must be all your drinking. Or all my drinking.

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Fixed. Perhaps I’ve had tee many martoonis.

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I’m with you, only my choice is Lagavulin .

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She’s lucky she sprang (sprung?) this on them without warning. Else they could have taken the time to think up some really good ones. Might have made the whole brieflng a little less cringe-worthy than usual.

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I’m thankful for this abestos suit, because something tells me that this comment thread will really be en fuego in a few.

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I’m thankful that already fat, rageaholic PP has gained a significant amount of weight and continues to eat the worst artery clogging food.

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Laphroaig and Lagavulin are fine whiskies I cannot afford as a rule. Talisker too. Partial to Dewar’s as an everyday drink. I know it’s blended but it makes me happier than not having any Scotch at all.

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P.S. I’m thankful for Fuck You Sarah. I only wish I could have been there to say so.

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The tweets at the end of the article - best laugh of the day!

Oh - and I am thankful for the growing interparty GOP war fueled by Bannon and McConnell - and laugh at the most recent shot firedl: http://thehill.com/homenews/senate/361249-mcconnell-pac-demands-moore-return-its-money

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I’m always thankful there’s no blood in my urine or stools.

It’s the little things that count.

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Good to find another Laphroaig aficionado. I was thinking I was the only one left.

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I’m thankful for missing it.
I am thankful I can sit here and read the comments.
More informative and entertaining…

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