Tweeto Cheeto - The Exxon Valdez of American Presidencies…
Run aground, no moral compass, rudderless, oily as hell, leaking like a sieve, as close to Russia as possible, and polluting everything…
Hey TPM, you could do your part in the fight against “fake news” by not hosting advertising like this:
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This process which began in 2013 is ALREADY creating jobs and we’re WINNING AGAIN SEE I TOTALLY DON’T SUCK [insert Daffy Duck backflipping WOO-HOO-WOO-HOO freakout here].
Not even trying to hide it
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Because to him it’s not crazy that he should take credit for it.
N thr one 'pie"that he shouldn’t have his fingers in…
Yea
Jeepers, you stole my post!! 
Seriously, every time we get the rah-rah act, it turns out to be 90% exaggeration.
This explains why he’s not filling all those government positions – he’s outsourcing the work directly to the Exxons of the world – including the P.R.
I guess deconstructing the administrative state means turning it into a corporate state.
He better enjoy it while it lasts. That clock is ticking …
So…NO LOBBYISTS in DC! DRAIN THE SWAMP!!! (wink wink nod nod unless I happen to need the swamp creatures to write something up for me…)
It’s nice to see Rex working diligently for his former employer while we pay his salary, protection and travel expenses. I’m sure Exxon (and Tillerson) will share the profits with US taxpayers as a sign of gratitude.
Man, he really will just parrot whatever the last person said to him, won’t he?
45,000 construction & manufacturing jobs in the U.S. Gulf Coast region.
I hope some of the jobs come to south Louisiana. If we have to take the pollution, then people should at least get jobs. The problem is that oil and gas companies have automated since the drop in prices, and, even if drilling activity revives, only about half the number of jobs for real people will return. Sad.
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/838862131852369922
“JOBS, JOBS, JOBS!”
For emergency responders!
And toxicologists!
And moon-suited cleanup crews!
And oncologists!
And morticians!
And underwriters!
And attorneys!
And climatologists!
And…
To repeat myself: Dems must (1) claim credit for all Obama Jobs; (2) publicize every plant closure and layoff in America. Or Trump will win this PR battle even as he tanks the economy. Get on it, DNC/MoveOn/Whoever.
Dumbshit. The proper word in the middle tweet was principles, not principals. A very common sixth grade error.
The US is now Standard Oil, pre 1911. Same MO, same mindset: Rape the earth, screw over the competition, embrace Calvinistic prosperity politics (god™ rewards his own), winner take all. Pure patriarchy.
Thank you.
I just want one day,where this government isn’t confused for highwaymen.
Is that too much to ask for?