Discussion: White House: Being Redheaded Does Not Make Someone A Russian Spy

Yes, let’s all take a deep breath. Like Trump did before he accused President Obama of not being born in the U.S.

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I think that this has gotten totally out of control

Yes I think we can all agree with that one :laughing:

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Ok, no redheads but what if someone took off their shoe to talk into it? s/

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Shut the hell up.

Oh good god Sarah. Stop with your inane games. Being red headed has nothing to do with it. It is the preponderance of evidence against her whether you and your silly boss are denying it. Leave law enforcement to those who know how to investigate.

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Actually, there is a Russian schoolyard aunt that goes, “Redhead, redhead!, Dangerous person!”. It rhymes in Russian.

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Has Sarah stopped taking her lithium carbonate?

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Being young, attractive and redheaded sure helps, though actual hair color comes down to the individual taste of the old white dude being seduced at a gun show. Offering to be a friend with benefits goes a long way too. It’s right in the Kremlin’s covert operative handbook.

Bruce Springsteen seems to know what he’s talking about.

Redheaded Woman

Well brunettes are fine man
And blondes are fun
But when it comes to getting the dirty job done
I’ll take a red headed woman
A red headed woman
It takes a red headed woman
To get a dirty job done
Well listen up stud
Your life’s been wasted
'Til you’ve got down on your knees and tasted
A red headed woman
A red headed woman
It takes a red headed woman
To get a dirty job done
Tight skirt, strawberry hair
Tell me what you’ve got baby, waiting under there
Big green eyes that look like, son
They can…

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Nor does wearing pearls make someone a Press Secretary.

However, in the case of the spy, the tapes, the reports, the pictures… yeah, makes someone a spy. If they happen to be from Russia, yeah, a Russian spy.

Sarah, I find it disconcerting that you would go this route for your life. Seriously disconcerting. It’s not even funny anymore. It’s just sad.

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Which person in this photo, taken in the Oval Office, is the Russian spy?

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Of course having red hair doesn’t make you a spy, it makes you a child of an unholy union between a human woman and a vampire man. Everybody knows it true. Smart people know it.

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No, actually, these guys need to ramp up their game a bit and stop being patsies for your administration’s stupid lies. They need to turn over every rock and stone to uncover the snakes, cockroaches and vermin that perform every single thing that takes place.

These guys need to stop with the both sides do it nonsense because what we’re witnessing has never happened in the history of the US.

And they need to take you down as the lying liar who lies for the lying liar who lies every single day.

News conference over - everybody go home.

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That Richie Cunningham on Happy Days sure must have been a tool of the Soviet Union.

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Conan O’Brien is going to be very happy when he reads that headline.

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Please G-d.

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Isn’t that Paul Erickson’s stage name?

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Sure. She was arrested for her hair color. Sanders appears to be feeling the strain somewhat severely.

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Meanwhile check out what the so-called “Never-Trump” brigade at Redstate is talking about today.

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I dunno. I always suspected Lucille Ball was trying hard to hide some kind of Slavic accent. And are we totally certain Ricky wasn’t a Fidelista? I think someone got some splainin to do.

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Redheads have more fun.

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