Discussion: White House Bans Staffers From Using Personal Phones At Work

system1 · January 4, 2018, 1:33pm

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theghostofeustacetilley · January 4, 2018, 1:35pm

WHat abouT persOnal MicrowaveS? HaVe thEy beeN secured? HaVe theY beeN hAcKed by HitlarY DeeP staTe? WhO even knoWs!

Lacuna-Synecdoche · January 4, 2018, 1:37pm

Addendum: Donald Trump and anyone personally related to him is exempt.

machoneman · January 4, 2018, 1:38pm

So what about staffers who need to check on picking up their kids after school, emergency calls from a sick spouse, checking on just about any daily personal issues that crop up? Lead balloon, meet the White House!

steviedee111 · January 4, 2018, 1:41pm

ncsteve · January 4, 2018, 1:50pm

I finally figured out that the dearth of really good Trump “Downfall” parodies is because doing one would basically be like trying to do a Hitler “Downfall” parody.

atldrew · January 4, 2018, 1:53pm

it never gets old.

daveminnj · January 4, 2018, 1:54pm

‘A full-cavity search upon entering and leaving the White House is a sensible security precaution. The President believes a certain vigilance is necessary, and that staff, reporters and visitors to the White House
will take this new protocol in stride. NEXT!’ -Sarah Sanders

mattinpa · January 4, 2018, 2:01pm

Securing that particular phone is the impossible task that’s going to take a little longer.

7hom7hom · January 4, 2018, 2:02pm

Not very complicated: restrict access to the WH WiFi to certain devices. Personnel personal phones must use some of their data limits.

sickneffintired · January 4, 2018, 2:04pm

Barn door meet horse.
As if the leaks are going through cellphones.
The stupid is world class
Donnie everyone hates you except your family and we ain’t too sure about them.
The Rodney Dangerfeild of Presidents

isepick · January 4, 2018, 2:04pm

Methinks Mr. Wolff’s book might be a bit more accurate than is being portrayed, hence this response.

blogamator · January 4, 2018, 2:06pm

Just wondering, if Muelller were to have some folks wearing a wire, would/could the apparatus use a smart phone?

fourlegsgood · January 4, 2018, 2:10pm

Let’s be serious, they’re worried about staffers talking to reporters. The end.

dommyluc · January 4, 2018, 2:11pm

Donnie Dickhead tries to start a thermonuclear war on Twitter, so they ban the staff from having personal phones.
Gee, it sure is wonderful that media darling full-on despicable racist jagoff General John Kelly is doing such a kick-ass fucking job!

sickneffintired · January 4, 2018, 2:12pm

chelsea530 · January 4, 2018, 2:12pm

Don’t forget the mini-fridges. No appliance is safe.

chelsea530 · January 4, 2018, 2:15pm

I read he’s got the interviews on tape. Hmmmm.

Also, Trump likes to strip his own bed, and I read that Lawrence O’Donnell suggested it was because Trump’s incontinent.

sickneffintired · January 4, 2018, 2:16pm

And now Bannon has started it…
They’ll be all
“Oh yeah? Well let me tell you about…”
Donnie’s head is going to explode

dommyluc · January 4, 2018, 2:16pm

I’m waiting for Li’l Kim to send a Tweet stating that NK spies are in the White House and have orders to poison all the cheeseburgers.