Discussion: White House: Alex Jones Does Not Have A Press Pass

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No, Asshat has the exclusive gold plated alternate press pass…

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Exactly - why the hell would he need a press pass to just make shit up?

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Sure Sean, pack the White House press corps with wingnut whackadoodle conspiracy theorists. That will boost your credibility bigly!

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What day is this? It’s all so disorienting.

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I find that hard to believe…

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“Alex Jones is not credentialed for any type of press pass to the White House,” White House deputy press secretary Lindsay Walters told TPM in an email.

Present tense

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“before launching into a fundraising appeal”

Grifter’s gotta grift. Say no more…

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Of course Alex Jones has a press pass. On Uranus.

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“Alex Jones is not credentialed for any type of press pass to the White House,” White House deputy press secretary Lindsay Walters told TPM in an email.

So he has been offered one. The acceptance of the offer has not yet occurred or been processed.

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It’s just a matter of time before Alex Jones gets a press pass in the Trump WH.

After all, he’s one of Trump’s and Breitbart’s most consistent source of “alternate” information.

And I’m saying that seriously. They’ll be doing their best to legitimize Alex and his ilk. Dissemination of “alternate facts” (absurd lies) works in their favor.

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Yup. That’s how I parsed the answer as well.

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“…real journalists… that are known to tell the truth from mainstream, promoted and put up at the front of those briefings to bring up real questions.”

“Real” questions like

“Who filled in the basement at Comet Pizza to cover up evidence of Clinton human sex trafficking, pedophilia and cannibalism?”

Who were the bagmen for Soros’ distribution of payouts to those five million women marchers, and how much did he pay them?

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“InfoWars founder Alex Jones claimed Wednesday that he had been offered a White House press pass.”

And, in keeping with Infowars professional standards, he lied.

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I mean, if you are not going to give a press pass to a man who has dedicated his whole life to crazy lies, who else you gonna give one to?

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Press credentials? Why would he need those if he already has a fucking Bat Phone to the Oval Office? Or maybe more like a Batshit Phone?

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Only Day 6. Day 4 if you just count "workdays ". Feels like forever though,

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And in any case, he’s not personally going, he said he’s raising money (ahem) to send someone there. So it wouldn’t be in his name.

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With a fake president in the White House, it makes perfect sense that we would have fake journalists at the news briefings.

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