Discussion: Whitaker Will Return To Congress To ‘Clarify’ Testimony

Can we make sure that Whitaker gets billed for the amount of bottled water he consumes this time around?

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This should be a riveting episode of So You Think You Can Dance.

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I am not going to discuss Whitaker’s testimony; the ‘content of his character’ is an arrogant a-hole whom I can see is just not a ‘top flight’ person. It must’ve been ‘awful’ for career DoJ people to work with him.

What I want to know, does anybody else see Bullethead from the old Dick Tracy comics? Now there are a LOT of guys floating around in this investigation who appear to have shaved their heads, but Whitaker is just such a ‘perfect’ Bullethead to me it is hard for me not to laugh when I see him.

Such a maroon. I hope Nadler nails his ass to the chair and his head to the floor (like the Ferocious Piranha Brothers from the old Monty Python sketch).

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He’s just loading up so he can piss all over the rule of law.

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When he requests a bathroom break, Nadler should point out that they have no big dick toilets. “Will you be ok?”

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Between this guy, Gaetz, and Harris, this is really turning out to be GOP Mulligan Week.

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I hope they put him in a big plastic tub so his flopsweat doesn’t ruin any of the historic woodwork in the chamber.

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I thought it was because he could call for a lot of bathroom breaks to get guidance on his answers.

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I read this as GOP Mulligan Stew Week, which means we need FDA to inspect the ingredients.

“clarify”= People smarter than me have written down for me what I should have said.

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Nadler is a cruel man, but fair.

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Change the fucking committee rules so the witness cannot run out the clock on a question. 5 minute limit for the questioner, unlimited time for the testimony, with the proviso that the committee can by majority vote choose to move on to the next question if they determine the witness is stalling.

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Forgot something did you, Matt?

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Be glad it’s not GOP Mullett Week.

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Good Lord. Now you’ve given me the vapors! Trying to think if anyone’s left in that club. Has the Nuge ever gone mullet? Personally, I think our Dear Leader would look great with a mullet. Surprised he hasn’t thought of it.

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He does sort of have a reverse mullet implanted, that starts at the back of the scalp and flows forwards.

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I imagine that somewhere in the future, Schools of Cosmetology will devote whole courses to understanding the compounding poor decisions that, over time, led to that reverse lava flow.

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I hasten to add Gym Jordan to that list, give his floundering, random name flinging opening volley in the Cohen heading a few moments ago.

##notprepared #notcapable #toadieextraordinaire

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Yup. It’s perjury. What’s up with this clarification crap?

‘at no time has the White House asked for nor have I provided any promises or commitments concerning the special counsel’s investigation or any other investigation.’

Then he denied it again upon questioning.