Discussion: WH: We Haven't Seen Congressional Committee's Compromise Funding Bill

He’s such a tease…

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And… Cue shutdown on Friday. He can’t stand to lose.

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In other words Trump’s in his usual agony of indecision over something any normal president would have gamed out in results of varying acceptability before the negotiations even started.

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“So until we actually see it, it is very difficult to comment on it,” Gidley said.

“And even after we do see it, who knows what the fucking moron will do.”

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I’m translating this as:
“Some of the far-right pundits haven’t weighed in yet, and that means the President doesn’t have his marching orders”
-mixed with-
“This is the most erratic, impulsive human ever to sit in the White House. Who the f$%& knows what he’s going to do”

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Naw, he’s using his Executive Time to gauge the response to the proposal, see whether the Faux Nude cheering it as a win takes off. If not, and coverage says it’s a loss for him, he kills it.

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Shorter, more accurate version: “Trump is checking with Vlad for orders, and we will get back to you after executive time is over”

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I gotta be honest, I feel a little bit for Spokesman Howdy Doody here. They really don’t know what he’s gonna do, but they need to play-act like this is any other administration, in which the staff plans and processes alongside the President, rather than play reaction freak-out when he yanks the rug out from under them, which he always. does.

I mean, I guess you could just quit. You’re probably not yet as poisonous as SHS.

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Hogan Gidley = a cheap imitation of Mr. Bean

who looks like he drives to work in an old van with “Free Candy” written on the side …

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Nah, fuck’m. Better yet, fit them with some cement shoes, after all Trump is all mobster style and all.

Where’s Aunt Lydia?

Well, Hannity doesn’t like it, so the Mock Turtle will have to round up 20 votes to override.

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My guess is he won’t sign it, but after 10 days it becomes law. That way he can say he never supported it and it’s the Constitutions fault not his that it became law.

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Which would mean that we’re back in a shutdown…

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you’re suggesting another 10 days shutdown? Oy!

Everytime I see this guy, I wish their was a clip of Col. Klink saying “Hogaaan!”

He’ll declare a “Slowmotion National Retroactive Low Energy Emergency”.

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So, he doesn’t sign the bill, there is a partial government shutdown during the 10 days that he sits on his little hands and then he says it isn’t his fault, per the Constitution. Then he declares an emergency or uses Executive Orders to move money around for his wall that ends up in the courts which will not be resolved prior to the next presidential election. Not sure, but this seems like the epitome of disfunction. As Tena says, have we impeached the motherfucker?

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You heard it here first from the horse’s ass, folks!
And does Sarah Huckabee Sanders style Hogan Gidley’s hair?

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