He wants his own czar around for days when he can’t get hold of Putin.
King Trump is aware that “czar” is just a metaphor, isn’t he?
He said he was unsure because he’s “enjoying retirement too much.”
Maybe Homan can be given a tour of recently expanded KinderStalags so he can see firsthand how much fun he’s missing. Perhaps even throw in a few rounds of golf, reminding him that golf spelled backwards is “flog.”
No guarantee, I would say. Trump probably thinks the title Czar will give the person holding it absolute power over the subject matter under his rule.
The only thing that naming it a Czar will do will be to ensure that it’s immediately compared by everyone with the total failure of the “drug czar”, and with similar expected outcomes.
Once Czars head every department it won’t be long before they all quit or get fired, then we’ll have acting Czars running everything. So every GOPer in the nation is a Czar in waiting.
Trump’s reportedly been interested in creating the “czar” position to help coordinate immigration policy across multiple agencies since at least the beginning of April, around the time when he renewed threats to close the southern border.
There is no real immigration policy other than DETENTION. That’s it. And, for that, you don’t need a “czar.”
But Trump wants there to be more to it, he literally wants it to hurt people to act as a deterrence to others.
Thus, he does need that SS individual who’s willing to step up to the plate and do proper crimes against humanity.
Homan told Politico that he was only giving aides advise on how to shape the position.
You roll it up into a cylinder, very tightly, make it a hard cylinder. Put fire to it and stuff it up #45’s nether region. Shape and position all in one!
My first quick glance at that photo and I thought, oh, hey, Spicey’s back!
You know, I had the exact same thought: Spankee loves the “powerful” name.
Trump’s immigration effort clearly needs a czar. The cossacks all need somebody to work for. Can’t have a pogrom until we get that sorted out.
I thought Republicans didn’t like czars.
I guess Stephen Miller would be the Asshole Czar.