In the words of his servant boy, “He’s so smart!”
The Puppet Master’s version of an offer you can’t refuse.
Always adorable when something gets lost in translation.
That settles it then. If you can’t trust Putin, who can you trust? Trump?
Uh huh…c’mon Putty…you think we’re buying it when you can’t even get the quote right? Besides why are all those people dying…
“Read my lips. No new taxes!”
We all know how that turned out.
He Lies! And cites the wrong President. Watch - for some trumpsters that will settle it. Putin and Trump said so!
Your lips say “nyet”, but your eyes say “da”…

Somebody’s stolen Super Bowl ring finger must be sweating…
From riots in the streets to a charming tĂŞte-Ă -tĂŞte with a cow of a French fascist in his tasteful boudoir along with co-host Katya Lee to appearing on CNBC, of all places.
The light’s been switched on but Putie ain’t scurrying…
Who are you going to believe, seventeen U.S. intelligence agencies or the former KGB agent Vladimir Putin?
When someone tells you to watch their lips, they are usually picking your pocket.
Disappointing. I was sure this was going to be his “You’re damn right I ordered the code red!” moment.
“Now with that I can finally relive my glory days, having a full head of hair, and everyone will be nice to me. Right? RIGHT?”
You know they recon ol’ Putie is the richest man in the world
If there ever was a role model for a James Bond Villain or Dr Evil…
Like “no new taxes.”?

“He got it slightly wrong: It was former President George H.W. Bush who made that promise, and he said “Read my lips.” But Putin was clear.”
And as truthfull as Bush’s comment about not rasing taxes.
In the meantime, I forget where I read it but they didn’t bother to hide that it was them. They used hackers and distributors who were known to be associated with the Kremlin. The general approach seems less to completely fool you and more to keep you guessing at what’s real and what isn’t, what you can believe and what you can’t, so eventually you’re unable to know what’s what or how to respond.