Oh damn. Today I will be checking to see if I need a tetanus booster by pounding rusty nails into my fingers, toes, arms and legs.
I hate when SHS says “humanitarian crisis.” Such BS.
You know she’s kidding because she gets that smocky eye when she says that.
When pigs fly and pink elephants appear.
I’ll pass.
As an American taxpayer, I’m happy that SHS is stuck doing her job for once, even though as an inhabitant of the fact-based community, I consider her presence repulsive and demeaning to the position.
Wait, I thought she quit. When you quit, aren’t you supposed to go away?
Speaking of tetanus, did you read this story?
Over eight hundred grand in medical costs and all that time in intensive care treated for tetanus, they still refuse to vaccinate.
The kid should sue his parents for abuse.
Busy, busy, busy.
Oh Oh Sarah is getting herself hung up. Tsk Tsk.
Ask about Chinese espionage linked massage parlors! Who cares about Mr. Apple.
Anything we need to know about from Press briefing?
Didn’t watch. All this moron 
does is lie.