Discussion: WATCH LIVE: White House Press Briefing At 2:30 PM ET

I don’t wanna.

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I’ll be busy contacting my Dr. to see if my aliases are secure.

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read this while you wait or in place of? I can see Mueller doing this as it would be so easy, reliable and it setting off Donald, so predictable.

or watch Meyers review Trumps rally


Wholy fucking shit Trump bragging to Merkel about no collusion! Jebus what a self centered idiot.

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Sarah! SARAH! Thank you.

How do you create a perfect smoky eye?

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I’m only commenting here to say that this vile lying machine isn’t worth commenting on. I get more useful information out of a box of Chinese fortune cookies.

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It’s okay. No one is going to make you do it. :slight_smile:

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At least the messages in the fortune cookies aren’t condescending and they’re more truthful.

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Did the president order the break-in at Dr. Bornstein’s office?

That oughta get the party started.

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OMG, yes! I hope someone asks her that.

BTW, I wonder what Ma Hamhock is going to wear today? A new tablecloth?

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Come one, come all. Watch as Cousin Huckleberry burns facts and uses the ash to create a perfect smoky eye.

h/t Michelle Wolf

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You can’t hide your smoky eyes…

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No pearls.
No smoky eye.
No facts, either.

Smoky-Eye Sarah’s condescending attitude, aversion to truth, and ability to lie with a straight face are all on display.

Ah, the daily rendering of “Tales of Imagination and Mendacity” replete with the perfect smokey eye…
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