Which reporter will ask Ma Hamhocks if she tells little white lies for her overlord?
Will they ask about Donnie’s recent brilliant move?
Okay, here’s what she’ll say: “Look, I think I’ve been perfectly clear,” “That’s ridiculous,” “The president’s tweets speak for themselves,” “I haven’t spoken to the president about that,” and “Do I smell pie?”
Now you don’t have to watch it (not that you were going to do so). You’re welcome.
I’m tired of all the winning, and I’m beginning to believe Mooch when he says morale at WH is at rock bottom.
Fuck Trump. Fuck Ma Hamhock.
Texas is going blue in November.
Beto O’Rourke draws large crowds in Tarrant County in bid against Cruz
Read more here: http://www.star-telegram.com/news/politics-government/article202586489.html#storylink=cpy
http://www.star-telegram.com/news/politics-government/article202586489.html
Democrats are outpacing Republicans in early voting, and the governor sounds worried
Read more here: http://www.star-telegram.com/news/politics-government/election/article202346979.html#storylink=cpy
If you didn’t see it . Borowitz again 
Sarah Huckabee Sanders Organizing “Million Liars March” to Support Hope Hicks
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—The White House press secretary, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, said on Wednesday that she was organizing a “Million Liars March” to support her co-worker Hope Hicks.
Calling on “American liars from every walk of life” to march, Sanders said that she had already received commitments from hundreds of liars in the White House, the Cabinet, and Congress.
“These people realize what’s at stake,” she said. “It’s not just Hope Hicks’s career—it’s the lying life style itself.”
“White lies like Hope’s were the lies of a promising beginner,” she said. “If Hope had been allowed to grow as liar, I have no doubt that someday she could have been as consistent a dispenser of ginormous whoppers as I am.”
She said that, if Hope Hicks is villainized, “where will the next generation of liars come from?”
Sanders said that the Million Liars March would address other issues of importance to the nation’s liars, such as a ban on lie detectors and a mandatory waiting period before statements can be fact-checked.
At the end of her announcement, Sanders appeared to choke back tears as she swore loyalty to her embattled colleague. “I believe in the mendacity of Hope,” she said.
So when are you flying again?
Tomorrow
OMG, and it’s a FRIDAY!!! Maybe Wonder Boy and Uday will both be indicted!!!
Hope you’re not headed to the northeast. You won’t get off the ground.
Short, in-state flight
It was 60 degrees here yesterday. Started raining this morning, switched to snow late morning, and we’re expecting 3 to 6 inches before it’s over. Heavy, wet snow that will be perfect for making snowmen. 
I heard Ma Hamhock lie and say that FISA judges were never told that the Steele Dossier was commissioned by democrats, and I so wanted to smack that lying #$%&!!
It would really be nice to see the grip around the state’s throat be broken.
Also, she will give a ridiculous answer to a question with a very cross look and immediately turn away to address a different reporter’s question without pausing to see if she was understood or believed.