And, by “2:00,” they of course mean sometime after 3:00, because psych, miserable dirtgrubbing peons!
Mussolini made the trains run on time. Fat Nixon even sucks at being a fascist.
Arriving on time is a sign of respect.
Hamhock couldn’t handle the lies?
Only 14 mins late - has Ma Hamhock ever been that close to start time?
And now we’re treated to an inspirational reading by Zippy the Pinhead followed by lies about 3+% economic growth rates. Okay, sure, we believe you since you came up with your method that takes the actual projection of 2% growth and then inflate it by a mere 50%!
Hey CNN, Trup braging about stocks, or anthing for that matter, does not merit a “breaking news” title on the bottom ticker of the screen.
You will all be interested to know that they’re not going to raise the gas tax because everyone will be driving Teslas and then who will pay for the potholes?
This is what passes for a senior economic adviser in this “special” administration…
Oh, and they’re expecting more than 3% growth and have no fear of any recession in sight.
Rainbows and unicorns for everyone!
She’s fresh out (of lies) after yesterday. She needs to put her thinking tent on to think up more.
She didn’t do a presser yesterday. Tuesday’s was less than 20 mins.
Remind me again just how much we’re paying her?
ETA - I’ll give Raj this - he actually followed up on a question from last week and brought back an answer. Has Hamhock ever done that?
Hey, maybe Sarah’s at the shooting range, so that she can earn herself a little “bonus” by packing at her next press briefing.
Oh pul-leeze. That’s not in her repertoire of “Look,” “I haven’t talked to the president about that,” “Let’s be clear,” and “that’s ridiculous.”
Arming 700,000 teachers. Make America a shithole country.
That happened on January 20th 2017
ETA - you’ll all be shocked to hear that Raj is saying that the NRA supports the Arm the Teachers program!
Serious adults are asking a presidential spokesperson about the advantages or lack thereof of arming teachers to shoot students who are shooting other students. That’s kind of weird when you think about it.
What would happen right now if someone pulled out a squirtgun just to make a point?
Back of the envelop math indicates that 20% of the WHPC should be armed
Works for me.
ETA: Especially if she puts on her frowny condescending face.
I’m not volunteering to do that.