Immigration in the Oval Office!?! Never!
Not enough tequila in the world.
Okay, fellow TPMers, I canāt watch this freak so Iām counting on the strong of stomach among you.
Since its only 8 minutes I might be able to do it, but itāll be grueling. Pray for me.
You are better than I am on that.
I just had to clean up the catās diarrhea and managed without retching. But watching Individual 1 trying to act presidential in the Oval Office while lying for 8 minutes straight may be too much for me.
Shouldnāt the headline be āTrump Lies About Immigration in Oval Officeā? Thatās whatās going to happenā¦we may see a record number of lies per minute out of this speech.
President Jackoff gonna start on time for once? He does that Sarah thing of showing up 42 minutes late Iām going to be passed out drunk. Or watching Colbert clips on YouTube. Up outta here, at any rate.
WATCH LIVE:
Iād rather be dead.
Greetings from Seattle. Where itās very dark, very early this time of year, and the buses to Vancouver CA stop here.
I donāt drink brown liquors much, and certainly not on a school night.
Jim Beam is by my side.
Must. Stay. Strong.
Or looped.
Looped it is.
Iāll watch. We got the House now and it might be funny.
You must be strong, my friendā¦
Who you kidding!?!?
I made my āother-people-have-to-do-recon-pleaā earlier todayā¦
I wonder if Trump will be wearing a cardigan sweater while giving his āfirebrand chatā?
I canāt stand to listen to that fat fuck. Thanks to those who are doing it for the team
Two minutes! Paging President Sundowner!
OMGā¦I found tRumpās wall.
I already am. May the Lord bless you and keep you for your service to us all!
Heās going to announce that he is so rich, heāll build the wall himself.
Knock It Off!!!
Knock It Off!!!
Knock It Off!!!