Don’t. Don’t let him. He’ll embarrass us deeply. He’ll make some stupid remark about toreadors and bull fighting. Or say something inane referencing Don Quixote or fine Corinthian leather. Or else he’ll confuse Spain with Mexico and tell everyone about how the Spanish make “beautiful tacos and burritos”. I. can. not. take. it.
Thank you Roy, hey - more and more people are hearing about your rice since this visit!
Will he be eating tacos?
“Why isn’t Spain doing more to help in Puerto Rico?”
All he does is work. If you don’t stand up for the national anthem you literally rip a leg off a soldier. Puerto Rico is so thankful and everything is fine. We hit little pieces of Georgia. Puerto Rico is an island. You can’t drive there. The governor said nice things to me. Totally focused, we are. It doesn’t take me long to focus on other things and then refocus on the first thing. Thank you.
Asking Trump about Catalonia. This should be good.
OMG… I’m turning it on.
Fuck. Threaten war.
“Things which should have never been said”
“Dotard”?
“We’ve had tremendous reviews” about PR???
“The governor has been extremely generous, and I appreciate it”??
Talking about the praise?
Ooh… crossing the Atlantic Ocean to PR is tough.
Pretty sure he’s making this up. I wonder if he has made some statement which is flat out wrong.
“He’s acting very badly. He’s saying things that should never be said.”
That’s Trump talking about Kim. Life’s little ironies, I always say.
“Have you given thought to Catalonia?”
“they love Spain. They wouldn’t leave. I’m for a United Spain”.
I remember before the election when both the NYT and the WaPo released transcripts of interviews with their editorial boards and it was exactly this kind of series of elementary statements like how Puerto Rico is an island and it’s harder to take stuff to an island than it is to take stuff over land. You could sense how shook-up the journos were at the kind of mentality they were dealing with. But nobody cared.
And now, according to rumors, Trump keeps on asking about “tactical” nuclear weapons to use against NK.
Hmm… this sure is believable:
https://twitter.com/RogueSNRadvisor/status/912692343685316608