This whole episode just feels like the latest in a series of The Don holding another issue hostage that matters to people, dangling it in front of everyone, showing off his power to do damage, and diverting attention from every other mess/grift/treason he has going.
No matter what news comes out of this made-for-TV episode of “As the World Spins Uncontrollably off its Axis” brought to you by Team tRump, there will always be bigger news coming to us between 5-9 pm tonight. That I can count on. Its ubiquitous and seemingly like clockwork.
"Mr. President, are you worried how climate change may affect production in covfefe plantations, or in artisanal small covfefe farms in Costa Rica?
Tune in! You can’t miss it! It’s the event of the year! My black will be there! Ivanka will be there–isn’t she great? Jared, will be there–he barely has anything to do! Stay for the swimsuit competition! Girls, girls, girls! They’ll frolic in the rising surf! Sunbathe in the warming sun! They’ll pour something sticky on me! Can you believe it? We’ll also have the most beautiful chocolate cake you’ve EVERY SEEN! We’ll eat it RIGHT IN FRONT of YOU!!! MAGA!
So who gets Donnie’s rose? Life or death? Death’s more his personality but only life can spend cash…
Who will get the ? Who will be voted off the island?
I like the fact that out in front of the announcement, whatever it turns out to be, industry and business leaders, as well as the usual tree-huggers, have taken such a strong chance against abandoning the Paris agreement. As someone put it this morning, either Trump leaves a major piece of Obama’s legacy intact or he goes against practically all sectors of the public.
And he’s going to take questions!
BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
From CNN’s Jim Acosta:
Trump may be coming up with some fine print to satisfy Ivanka [and screw the rest of the world]
President Trump is expected to withdraw the US from the Paris climate deal. But there may be some language that attempts to satisfy daughter Ivanka Trump, who has been pushing her father to remain in the agreement, according to a GOP source.
Trump and Vice President Pence are calling lawmakers, including leadership, to get input on his climate decision this morning.
The source said all indications continue to be that Trump will withdraw from the Paris agreement
I was going to watch The Americans finale. Now I mos def have to watch President Trainwreck make a literal dumpster fire.
Global warming…
“As The World Burns”.
Or he’ll punt it down the road for more “study.”
For those who can’t or won’t stomach this, myself included, he will
- Pull out of the Paris Climate Agreement
- Have reasons that are all over the place and he won’t mention the true reason - Obama
- Spout off about removing burdensome regulations on business (not what PCA is about) and putting Americans back to work (again, nothing to do with PCA) and MAGA
- Wander aimlessly off script
- Weave in at least 7 “believe me” and 41 “very, very”
- Mention HRC at least once
Pundits will cream their jeans as they laud just how presidential this pig-eyed sack of shit sounds.
Our tenuous allies around the world will shake their heads and go about the business of marginalizing the US even further.
But I’ve been known to be wrong. Bigly.
Annnnnnnd leaks.
Time to invest in the toxic waste industry, I guess.
During the press conference? Edgy!
“Days of our Half-Lives”
“I haven’t seen this many leaks since that night at the Ritz-Carlton Moscow.”
It’s almost like you’ve seen this movie before…