Is that some kind of tRumpian wind blowing there, a wind of the foul sort?
Or was Sean Sphincter caught off guard by a practice session of the Bannon/Conway Fart Club?
Trumpâs four-foot Malaysian power tie would be out of the frame.
Whose turn is it to take one for the team, watch, and report back?
Not me. I canât stomach that malignant little creep.
Iâm just here to say, âDoesnât Spicer look like a guy who is in the process of melting because he was exposed to the opened Arc of the Covenant?â
Edit to ad: They are playing the speech live on the WaPo site. I do not have the sound on. There is no point in listening to this garbage.
Man, I pity the actual âworking pressâ. Spicer et.al would make my head explode.
In Trumpâs way ofâŚthinking⌠Trump made him wear the tie- it shows Spicerâs is smaller than his.
Sorry, I refuse to watch the âTwo Minutes Hate.â Besides, my shelf paper needs changing.
Trumpâs newest Reality TV âŚor Story Time (Facts mutating at warp speed).
WATCH LIVE: Sean Spicer Gives Daily Press Briefing At 1:30 PM ET
âWhy? Why would I possibly want to do that to myself?
Never heard of a tie tack apparently. Neither he or The Donald.
But he used some powerful product to cement his hair in place (see above photo).
Man every fucking day it just lie after lie. What a worthless job and person doing it.
Dear Washington Press:
Stop going to press conferences and start digging, digging, digging. Not a single truth will ever come out of these press conferences.
Meanwhile, Spicer has aged three years in six weeks. Heâs gone from hateful tween to cruel teen. And Rambo is playing president.
Maybe he and The Donald need to try that hair stuff under their ties. Itâs gotta be better than scotch tape.
I mean, if they canât stand the idea of wearing tie tacks, or buttoning their jackets, they can try hair goop, or hair spray, or somethingâŚ
Spicer claims no evidence seen of Trump and Russia, so we should quit bringing it up, but wiretapping can be brought up without evidenceâŚhummm
Each time he lies, his chin gets bigger and folds into the next one.
I can see Russia from the White House!
Sean - what, no Scotch Tape holding your tie together like your boss? GET WITH PROGRAM! SAD.