The âpurveyor of perdurable preposterousnessâ addresses the ânattering nabobs of negativismâ.
Which one of the kids have a birthday today ?
Truth be told, none will be.
How many âI havenât talked with President Trump about his stance onâŚâ will be issued?
Or, âThe important thing we must all keep in mind is President Trump is focused on creating more jobs for Americans.â?
How many of her statements will actually match Trumps tweets
Sheâs here to help the big monkey throw his poop out of the cage. âNo backs, and anyways, yâall deserve it, and yâall should be lucky he donât have that knife my paw was lookinâ fer to carve out all yer lyin, leakinâ, and fakinâ pie holes! Yee haw!â
Not as much fun. Sheâs a cold blooded liar.
Spicy: Hey Sarah, why donât you take the lectern today?
Sandy: No, you should-
Spicy: I insist. No take-backsies!
âIfn them darn fancy ( and kinda gay, Iâm jes sayinâ) England folks had the manhoods to allow some real shootinâ irons, why heck, them Muslins woodna stood no chance!"
âBut Sarah, if they had permissive laws like we do, then the terrorists would have been well armed and would have inflicted even more carnage.â
âNow shudup Mr. Fake News person with your devilâs trickery words and magiks! Yer causinâ me some confusins- get behind me Satan! Ifn the second Amendment had said âknives and forksâ then weâd be makinâ some remedys for that, I can tell you! And that prescription would be spelt, âM-A-G-Aâ!â
Good. Iâve spent all weekend wondering what new ensemble Little Rock Tent & Awning was showing for summer.
JFC. âHistoric modernization of the VAâs medical records.â Ev-er-y God-damn thing they do they dub âhistoric.â
This guy seems nice.
In response to the London terror attack, Rep. Clay Higgins (R-La.) had an extreme proposal: kill anyone suspected of being an Islamic radical.
On his campaign Faceboook page, Higgins, a former police officer, posted this message:
>The free worldâŚall of ChristendomâŚis at war with Islamic horror. Not one penny of American treasure should be granted to any nation who harbors these heathen animals. Not a single radicalized Islamic suspect should be granted any measure of quarter. Their intended entry to the American homeland should be summarily denied. Every conceivable measure should be engaged to hunt them down. Hunt them, identity them, and kill them. Kill them all. For the sake of all that is good and righteous. Kill them al
Ouch⌠LOL
âA long time ago in a galaxy far far awayâ individual departments had their own pressers and the White House had to answer for their own sh!t.
Itâs the surplus âparachute collectionâ
Hmm, wonder who will be getting some of these sweet platform integration contractsâŚSpectrum HealthâŚThe Mercers?
Bless you - you said it so I didnât have to.
With pearls and a sweater that is two sizes too small.
Bless her heart. Sheâs owned that dress since it fit.
I think we need a bigger hookâŚ