Discussion: WATCH LIVE: Sarah Sanders Gives Daily Press Briefing At 1:30 PM ET

The ‘purveyor of perdurable preposterousness’ addresses the ‘nattering nabobs of negativism’.

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Which one of the kids have a birthday today ?

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Truth be told, none will be.

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How many “I haven’t talked with President Trump about his stance on…” will be issued?

Or, “The important thing we must all keep in mind is President Trump is focused on creating more jobs for Americans.”?

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How many of her statements will actually match Trumps tweets

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She’s here to help the big monkey throw his poop out of the cage. “No backs, and anyways, y’all deserve it, and y’all should be lucky he don’t have that knife my paw was lookin’ fer to carve out all yer lyin, leakin’, and fakin’ pie holes! Yee haw!”

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Not as much fun. She’s a cold blooded liar.

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Spicy: Hey Sarah, why don’t you take the lectern today?
Sandy: No, you should-
Spicy: I insist. No take-backsies!

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“Ifn them darn fancy ( and kinda gay, I’m jes sayin”) England folks had the manhoods to allow some real shootin’ irons, why heck, them Muslins woodna stood no chance!"

“But Sarah, if they had permissive laws like we do, then the terrorists would have been well armed and would have inflicted even more carnage.”

“Now shudup Mr. Fake News person with your devil’s trickery words and magiks! Yer causin’ me some confusins- get behind me Satan! Ifn the second Amendment had said “knives and forks” then we’d be makin’ some remedys for that, I can tell you! And that prescription would be spelt, “M-A-G-A”!”

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Good. I’ve spent all weekend wondering what new ensemble Little Rock Tent & Awning was showing for summer.

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JFC. “Historic modernization of the VA’s medical records.” Ev-er-y God-damn thing they do they dub “historic.”

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This guy seems nice.

In response to the London terror attack, Rep. Clay Higgins (R-La.) had an extreme proposal: kill anyone suspected of being an Islamic radical.

On his campaign Faceboook page, Higgins, a former police officer, posted this message:

>The free world…all of Christendom…is at war with Islamic horror. Not one penny of American treasure should be granted to any nation who harbors these heathen animals. Not a single radicalized Islamic suspect should be granted any measure of quarter. Their intended entry to the American homeland should be summarily denied. Every conceivable measure should be engaged to hunt them down. Hunt them, identity them, and kill them. Kill them all. For the sake of all that is good and righteous. Kill them al
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Ouch… LOL

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‘A long time ago in a galaxy far far away’ individual departments had their own pressers and the White House had to answer for their own sh!t.

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It’s the surplus ‘parachute collection’

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Hmm, wonder who will be getting some of these sweet platform integration contracts…Spectrum Health…The Mercers?

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Bless you - you said it so I didn’t have to.

With pearls and a sweater that is two sizes too small.

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Bless her heart. She’s owned that dress since it fit.

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I think we need a bigger hook…

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