Sanders could totally endear herself to the press and disarm them where they sat. She needs to come to the podium in a red chicken outfit. Please.
But seriously, we are about to find out who is going to have a better week: Steven Wright (he gave up 10 runs last week) or SHS.
Alas, I’ll be too busy trying to fake a Red Hen recipe for dinner (does butter chicken count?). 
Well, Fox will get to the heart of the matter if they are there. "Sarah do you prefer your steak medium rare or medium well? "
What’s wrong with y’all? Y’all don’t even wait till Sarah starts speaking. Do you know ahead of time she will be bad? Really bad? 
I like how they start off each press briefing with a laughable lie about when it will start. It’s really on-brand.
What thoughts pass through your head when you hear Adam Sandler is releasing a new movie? Ditto Sanders presser.
Surreal.
ETA. Trump doesn’t even know the words to our national anthem.
Story time with aunt Lydia she continues to carry the grim reaper’s bucket of Bs, Duly noted.
Followed by several writers and editors from The Onion jumping off a bridge.
OT (if there is one). Gorsuch shows his designer Jim Crow underwear.
Sometimes I watch these hoping either to see her totally humiliated (That seems nasty, I know) or expecting she’ll just throw down her notes and scream, “I can’t lie for this joke of a President any more.” Today, I’m afraid she’s going to earn sympathy from the press for her restaurant incident - and it makes me want to gag.
Well, the bitch is crying crocodile tears about being asked to leave the restaurant.
Anything to not have to talk about the kidnapped and missing children at the border.
These people are scum.
Yes. Yes we do.
Well, given the similar physiognomy of her congeners in the Huckabee family, perhaps those tears at being forced to leave the restaurant are real.
Gorsuch will be the single, longest-lasting travesty to come from the Trump administration. I’ll never really understand those Democrats who thought, despite his conservative leanings, that he was an honest, intelligent, fair judge.
I wonder where they ended up eating. McDonald’s? They must have been really hungry by that point. I’ll bet Sarah had snacks in the car.
We can learn from history.