Discussion: WATCH LIVE: Sarah Huckabee Sanders Gives Press Briefing At 3:30 PM ET

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This should be interesting.

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I have no information on that.

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…but the real questions is why do Democrats hate America.

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“I’m not aware of [fill-in-the-blank].”

Drink!

“I haven’t specifically spoken to the President about [fill-in-the-blank].”

Drink!!

“I would refer you to [fill-in-the-blank] on that.”

Drink!!!

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Man, have mercy. It’s still only mid afternoon!

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Well obviously I don’t have enough booze to make it through the whole thing.

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I’ll save everyone the trouble: Lying sack of shit lies again for an hour straight. So sick of seeing this idiot’s stupid mug.

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Somebody is a little pissy today.

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We will not answer any questions with the words ‘Michael’ and ‘Cohen’ in them.

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She is even more tense today than normal - snapping at reporters from the first question. Do you think the stress of constant lying is getting to her? (nah)

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I am NOT GOING TO GET INTO IT. OKAY??? Next.

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[quote=“irasdad, post:5, topic:72008”]
“I’m not aware of [fill-in-the-blank].”

Drink!
[/quote]At least it isn’t “Uuuuh”
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I can handle your game. The “uuuuh” game just about kills me.

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Truly dizzying and skillful deflection. “Fuck you. Moving onto the next of you assholes.”

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It would literally be easier to go out and do media relations for Fukushima Daiichi on the day their reactors got smashed up in an earthquake, overtopped by a tsunami, and then started exploding and releasing radioactivity, it would be easier that day to face the media than it is for her today. You could say “We’re doing everything we can” and “I don’t know. It’ll be some time before we can make that determination.” You could tell the truth and survive the day. She doesn’t have that option. SMH.

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Is this infrastructure week ? again?

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Are you sure it’s not “uuuuuuah?” Or “aaaaaaaaaauh?” It’s filtered through a twangy southern accent…

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Nope. It’s inferstructure woik.

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Is it ok to make fun of the way she talks, as opposed to the crap she says and the lies she tells? I’d hate for you to be getting into Michelle Wolf territory here.

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I might have gone with “One of the President’s lawyers has been selling access to the President to a number of corporations. How does the President describe his current relationship with Cohen, and what steps is he taking to sever that relationship?”

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