Today will be classic spin cycle let the heartier among us tell all. I just can’t watch her.
Is she wearing a table cloth or drapes today?
Well, Spring has finally sprung so she might go with the four-man tent.
I have to agree. For some reason, I can play around on Faux News and other RWNJ propaganda sites and have a ball doing it, especially before I get my account banned and have to create a new sockpuppet, but I’ve never been able to watch press briefings, regardless of the party in office…and right now, they are beyond unbearable.
Wonder how she’ll deny that the Dotard paid Stormy Daniels today with that condescending scowl on her face.
Pass the popcorn.
“Ermahgerd!! Is that Gucci or Versace!?!?!”
“Coleman.”
Oh come on. Turn off the sound and pretend she’s using Ms. Piggy’s voice.
Hello, ladies and germs!
Did you hear the one about the Asshole American president whose corrupt sub-genius lawyer got wiretapped by the feds?
I’ll tell it to you as soon as the priest and the rabbi and the 12-inch pianist with the tiny grand piano get here.
I don’t often say this (I believe this is the first time on record), but I almost feel a little sad for SHS. This one’s gonna be a doozy.
Now this should be bizarrely interesting!
Lies. Tell us more lies.
I used to call her Annie Wilkes but ever since Michelle Wolf, she’s Aunt Lydia.
Not even Sister Sarah’s Old-Tyme Snake Oil can polish the turds that dropped today.
I guess I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue.
Well, if you want to stop feeling sorry for her, imagine her yelling “That’s ridiculous!” with that condescending scowl, and that’ll snap you right out of it STAT.
Same for SHS.
Might be a good day to send out the assistant.
Can’t! I don’t know what her voice sounds like, because unlike the rest of you chumps, I have very intentionally never seen a single second of a SHS press conference 
Someone please ask her if this is an apt descriptions:
Former prosecutor Solomon Wisenberg compared former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani’s ® legal strategy to a murder-suicide on Thursday after Giuliani said in an interview that President Trump reimbursed his personal attorney, Michael Cohen, for the $130,000 he paid hush money to adult-film star Stormy Daniels, who claims she had an affair with Trump in 2006.
“I liken it to a murder-suicide,” Wisenberg told CNN’s Dana Bash. “He metaphorically murdered the president and committed suicide with respect to his own reputation as a criminal defense attorney.”
It’s a southern drawl and she says “Ahhhh” after about every fifth word.