He’s so weird, seriously you have to win to do this and now Trump will decimate him with his insult comic lines. Ted Cruz is actually dumber than Trump, which is hard to fathom, but there it is.
Well, that does it. I’m not voting for Cruz now.
Cruz tries to play the woman card, but ends up with the Joker.
God, I wish we could run against a guy who shows wisdom like this!
Oh wait! WE ARE!
I still think he might be dropping out.
Oh snap, line of the day.
How weird is this?
Just like two negatives make a positive…Carnival is hoping that two liars will make a truth.
Jeebus’ gawwwd’ amighty’! I thought GrandPa Mac’s pick of Moosila DeVil Palin was the damnest “Fail Mary” pass I had seen…but this!
Is he gonna do a Purple Rain tribute too?
Carly, you ignorant slut.
Looks like he made sure to get every female in the audience to stand behind him.
Warning! to all dog owners, keep a close eye on your pet …Cruella de Vil and Jasper are at it again. And where’s Horace?
Cruz, on his criteria for VP candidate: "How do they treat others? How do they treat people they don’t have to be nice to?
She lays them off!
Creepy, creepy, creepy. And creepier.
Good God I couldn’t listen anymore. If there a reason 1 for keeping this clown out of the White House its to save the nation from more of these monotonous strings of platitudes he calls a speech. Damn that made my ass hurt.
Carly Fiorina has done nothing but lose in her political pursuits and we all know about her HP tenure. How can this man, knowing everyone knows the truth about Ms. Fiorina, spew that crap he’s spewing.
No. Lets go crazy.
The announcement doesn’t really go into effect until the Koozie Cups are distributed.
So, are Asshole Cruz and America’s Worst CEO setting themselves up for either a third-party True Conservatives run, or offering themselves as a package to steal the nom from El Trumpador in Cleveland?