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With TV hosts, you sometimes wonder if they are really funny or if it is just their writers making them funny. Unlike others, Letterman is a very funny guy. He is the master of self deprecating humor and playing to his audience.
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The whole clip is long, the list starts at around 4:00.
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Funny stuff. Will Trump sue Letterman now?
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I was pleasantly surprised at the laugh he got on his #3.
Spoiler: Instead of pardoning a turkey, he’d evict a family.
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That was painful to watch. Reminds me why I hate stand-up comedy. Martin Short seems really insecure. Always looking to Steve Martin for approval, and Steve Martin just seems to ignore him.
And yet, somebody is going to win the GOP nomination. The way things have been going, I’m about ready to put my money on Romney.
Here in my area of San Diego, the only GOP candidate bumper stickers I have seen so far have been for Rubio. There have only been a handful of those. The average age of the drivers appeared to exceed that of the average Bill O’Reilly viewer.
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Huh? That’s Martin Short.
Ever hear the interview on NPR where he talks about the death of his wife and how the family has worked to get past that?
Insecure? Um, no.
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Wow - you hate all of stand-up comedy? You’re entitled, obviously, opinions and all that. The rest, though, sounds like massive projection.
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Trump, bringing retired comedians out of retirement one by one. Rodney Dangerfield said that he thought that he couldn’t get any respect, then he saw Trump.
Trump gets a top ten plus hair jokes.
Trump 20never/no VP.
If hair could run a nation, Donald J would still be an idiot.
Who knew the Trump Tower was a synthetic orange toupee?
The original nickname for Trump was, The Rug.
Trump’s hair is made out of recycled top ten lists.
Trump and bankruptcy are synonymous, like comb and over.
The sad thing is the combover is real, the sides are fake.
Trump’s hair is a distraction from his shitty personality.
Trump isn’t bald, he’s follicly challenged.
Trump lies about his wealth, his money is tied up in not being earned yet.
Trump loves Mexicans so much that he wants to build them a special wall.
Trump didn’t insult all Mexicans, just the tens of millions that are rapists and drug dealers.
Mexicans don’t despise Trump, they despise phony rich blowhards with orange combover toupees.
Mexico wants to build a wall around Trump.
Trumpty Dumpty fell off a wall and sued Mexico for the fall.
Trump is a brand like Dumpster.
Trumpmentum is a laxative.
Trump was going to go to Texas but they don’t allow nutjobs.
Trump is to class as toupee is to hair.
Trump is a lady’s man, don’t let the assholish personality fool you.
Trump has many talents, just ask him.
Trump never said what he said but he is saying that he said that.
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“…it’s a wind advisory!”
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Martin Short should try comedy.
BREAKING: Trump demands ‘completely fabulous’ Top One Million
I know everyone has politico opinions. Whether left, right etc… These views create heated rhetoric with both sides
thinking the other side is an idiot. HOWEVER how freaking moronic do you have to be to support Donald Trump for President? Watching all those people go to his event in Phoenix. It’s just amusing, What world do you live in to actually believe that Donald’s rhetoric would make him a good President? Talk is talk and then their is actually walking. Donald has some big things to say how he would deal with China. Ok and China says fine we will start selling all the dollars we own and tank your economy.
There was one time in United States history when we could have pushed others around. That was right after World War 2 when we dropped the Atom Bomb on Japan.
BTW watch the ESPN 30 for 30 on the USFL and see how the USFL had a coherent plan to compete with the NFL. Then Trump basically destroyed the league with his ego. Trump wanted to be an NFL owner and the NFL didn’t even want him to own an NFL franchise.
#…0… (ZERO) Donald Trump has reassigned his ‘TEAM ZERO’ aka: FOX News fact checkers to watch-over and investigate the military activities in Texas. His special force’s track record include investigating and looking for Geoge’s WMD and Obama’s Birth Certificate.
PSSST,Considering WHO his fact checkers are and who he gets his advise from, has anyone told Donald, that ‘The Road to the Whitehouse’ isn’t a reality show and his poll numbers aren’t the same as TV rating? Just CHECKING.
What do the PGA, NBC, Macy’s NASCAR, Univision and Serta have in common? They’ve all dropped The Donald like a bad habit. His bluster will only go so far and when the red ink starts overwhelming his bottom line he’ll find that big turn outs of RWNs don’t pay his Yooooge bills.
The doctor gave Trump six months to live but The Donald couldn’t pay the bill so the doctor gave him another six months. Rimshot!
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