Discussion: WATCH: Boehner Makes Super Awkward Kissy Face At Reporter

system1 · February 26, 2015, 5:12pm

Discussion for article #233716

marby · February 26, 2015, 5:42pm

Intoxicated by noon? or have his rabid, right-wing members finally pushed him over the edge?

frustum · February 26, 2015, 5:53pm

I think it is a reflex. His lips were trying to locate the straw.

srfromgr · February 26, 2015, 5:55pm

And they say Uncle Joe is inappropriate and creepy? Hardly, compared to this guy. Boner wins hands down.

trippin · February 26, 2015, 5:56pm

My thoughts exactly — this guy’s so bombed he thought he was talking to one of the Kochs.

hoagie · February 26, 2015, 5:58pm

This just ruined my PB&J sandwich. And I was so looking forward to it.

serendipitoussomnambulist · February 26, 2015, 6:02pm

John Boehner clearly seemed emotionally unstable and to exhibit behavioral problems during this event. I wonder whether there are underlying psychiatric and substance abuse issues that are surfacing.

krusher · February 26, 2015, 6:07pm

Or trying to locate a Koch ass to kiss.

bluinmaine · February 26, 2015, 6:11pm

well, if you were bent over a desk and used as a toy for hours on end, you would be exhausted, unstable and reaching for a substance to relieve your underlying problem along with needing a conversation with your psychiatrist. Until then you just keep blowing kisses. So with that said, you are right. lol

trnc · February 26, 2015, 6:30pm

“That was just a kiss, that’s all,” Boehner said.

And a sigh is just a sigh. Ah, young love in our very own house of commons.

chadingo · February 26, 2015, 6:40pm

h/t The Killers:

I’m coming out of my cage
And I’ve been doing just fine
Gotta gotta be down
Because I want it all

It started out with a kiss
How did it end up like this?
It was only a kiss
It was only a kiss

Now I’m falling asleep
And she’s calling a cab
While he’s having a smoke
And she’s taking a drag

Now they’re going to bed
And my stomach is sick
And it’s all in my head

But she’s touching his chest now
He takes off her dress now
Let me go

And I just can’t look its killing me
And taking control

Jealousy, turning saints into the sea
Swimming through sick lullabies
Choking on your alibis

But it’s just the price I pay
Destiny is calling me
Open up my eager eyes
‘Cause I’m Mr Brightside

gr · February 26, 2015, 8:12pm

Blow a kiss at me, you sonofabitch and I’ll knock you on your drunken ass.

bobbybob · February 26, 2015, 9:37pm

Reminds me of 2 of my favorite bar band songs:
“Blow me…a kiss before you leave”
and
“If you see Kay,… tell her I love her”

chammy · February 26, 2015, 9:37pm

What no Hoagie??

serendipitoussomnambulist · February 27, 2015, 12:37am

John Boehner’s erratic behaviors are pathologically odd and cannot simply be attributed to him working too hard or to stresses at work.

bojimbo26 · February 27, 2015, 9:55am

Mr Boehner has a boner .