Discussion: Washington Post Finds Woman Named Jade Helm

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Apparently the Washington Post doesn’t have enough to do with their time.

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Most are too young to remember the awful 60s Matt Helm movies (poor Dean Martin)…

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I’ll say this as politely as I am able at this point.

Come on TPM, WHO GIVES A FUCK?

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Nah, they just had some unpaid intern go through Google results until she found someone with that name, on page 19,356. (Her supervisor had come in with a hangover that day and was just making up stuff for her to do.)

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Ah-Hah! So Obama is planning on appointing a female to be the new dictator of Texas once the takeover is complete.

Well, I’m overwhelmed by the thick ground-fog of edification that has now enveloped me. Please let me be one of the first to know if the Washington Post discovers a person who has the same name as the Tacoma Narrows Bridge in whatever order of words. And also, if you should by chance discover any intelligent or insightful article from the “Post”, as rare and unlikely as that may be, please don’t hesitate to pass it along.

P.S. Emulating “The Onion”, are we??

When VEPCO changed its name to Virginia Power, there was some poor woman in Alexandria who started getting endless phone calls every time there was an outage.

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The human Jade Helm sounds like someone I could hang out with. She best stay out of Texas, though, lest hordes of Jaysus-lovin’, tax-hatin’ morons mistake her for a Chinese soldier or Satan or something.

Or a woman.

Great! Now go see if you can find a woman named Sharia Law.

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Jade Helm is coming!

She will destroy the Alamo!

Run for your lives!

How two-faced is Obama? Listen to Democrat Carl Levin (D-MI) reveal that it was OBAMA who insisted that NDAA indefinite military detention without trial DID APPLY to US citizens on American soil. Even as Obama made noises that he would veto it if it did.

Why should we trust him with Jade Helm?

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