For Donnie, the best qualified contender is the esteemed K Street law firm of Dewey, Cheetam & Howe
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Would someone like Ted Olson want that gig?
It’s one thing to assemble a team of the world’s brightest legal minds.
It’s another to actually listen to them and follow their advice.
I just hope like hell that I’m not paying for this because I’m damn sick and tired of funding this PESOS! (pig-eyed sack of shit for those not yet familiar…)
Dear new Trump lawyer team, get him to pay you up front. He has this knack for not paying the contractors he hires.
Donnie would be stupid enough to stiff lawyers. Fingers crossed.
“Please keep me out of the slammer!”
It would be cheaper to see a good shrink.
Seven savage Jewish lawyers?
h/t to Archie Bunker…
There WaS a BlaCk.
Necessary pre-conditions–
Take his mobile away, tape his thumbs to his palms, and no interviews.
From the Lost Tribe of Israel?
Of course. He thinks that as POTUS, lawyers should be grateful to rep him gratis.
They merged with the esteemed firm of Ambul, Lance and Chaser.
Criminal lawyers always demand payment up front.
The Lost Singing and Dancing Tribe of Israel, patriarch Sammy Davis, Jr.?
Rabinowitz, Rabinowitz and Rabinowitz, Later Rabinowitz, Rabinowitz and Wang.
Reid H. Weingarten? JJJr plead guilty, no? Would he even want the client.
and Theodore B. Olson? Maybe bestie Tom Brady gave Trump the referral though he lost that case.