Discussion: WaPo: Trump Putting Together Legal Team To Guide Him Throughout Russia Probe

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For Donnie, the best qualified contender is the esteemed K Street law firm of Dewey, Cheetam & Howe

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Would someone like Ted Olson want that gig?

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It’s one thing to assemble a team of the world’s brightest legal minds.

It’s another to actually listen to them and follow their advice.

I just hope like hell that I’m not paying for this because I’m damn sick and tired of funding this PESOS! (pig-eyed sack of shit for those not yet familiar…)

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Dear new Trump lawyer team, get him to pay you up front. He has this knack for not paying the contractors he hires.

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Donnie would be stupid enough to stiff lawyers. Fingers crossed.

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“Please keep me out of the slammer!”

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Dream team

http://thekingmaker.me/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/OJ-Simpson-Dream-Team.jpg

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It would be cheaper to see a good shrink.

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Seven savage Jewish lawyers?

h/t to Archie Bunker…

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There WaS a BlaCk.

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Necessary pre-conditions–
Take his mobile away, tape his thumbs to his palms, and no interviews.

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From the Lost Tribe of Israel?

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Of course. He thinks that as POTUS, lawyers should be grateful to rep him gratis.

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They merged with the esteemed firm of Ambul, Lance and Chaser.

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Criminal lawyers always demand payment up front.

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The Lost Singing and Dancing Tribe of Israel, patriarch Sammy Davis, Jr.?

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Rabinowitz, Rabinowitz and Rabinowitz, Later Rabinowitz, Rabinowitz and Wang.

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Reid H. Weingarten? JJJr plead guilty, no? Would he even want the client.

and Theodore B. Olson? Maybe bestie Tom Brady gave Trump the referral though he lost that case.

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