He asks âedgeâ questions during the oral presentationsâŚ
And gets âedgeâ answers in return. G-d is he dumber than shit. My apologies to shit.
ââŚtalking down to himâ?
What, too many multi-syllable words? Overuse of the phrase âas every simpleton knowsâŚâ?
Resentment about pop quizzes in the form of international crisis?
What a chump. Weâre doomed.
The Post is still overstating what really happens.
The intelligence officials donât actually tell him anything ⌠they just make sure the TV is tuned to Fox.
Donnieâs chief advisorâs are apparently Punch and Judy from FUX News
The only way to get Trump to really pay attention to the daily intel briefing is to broadcast it on Fox & Friends.
Or maybe a cartoon bookâŚ
Not necessarily. What is Stormy Daniels security clearance?
lazy dick.
âTrump prefers to rely on oral presentations â featuring graphics, videos and maps ârather than reading the report because thatâs his âstyle of learning.ââ
Iâd suggest trying a different âstyle of learningâ - but, nothing is going to work. Why even bother with the briefings? They are a complete waste of time.
âOther unnamed officials told the Washington Post that Trump asks direct questions of his briefers such as, âWhy canât I just pull out of Afghanistan?ââ
See what I mean?
Okay I have an actual question hereâŚ
What is an âedge questionâ? I have never heard that term before.
Occamâs razor?
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What is an âedge questionâ? I have never heard that term before.
[/quote]Is it perhaps âedgyâ - probing, pointed, thought provoking, deeply contemplative?
Or is it more like, âWhat do you think would happen if I push this Diet Coke off the edge of the desk?â
Cadet Bone Spurs does not know how to read.
I am actually relieved that he doesnât get the ârealâ briefing. There is no way to avoid talking down to the dolt.
Stupid, stupid man elected, sort of, by the stupidest fucking people in America to do the stupid, stupid things that stupid people think are smart because theyâre fucking stupid.
Besides the treason, thatâs all there is at the bottom of everything they do and say.
Iâm not familiar with the term, ââedgeâ questions.â Itâs not intuitive, at least for me. Is it some sort of business speak?
âTrump prefers to rely on oral presentations â featuring graphics, videos and maps ârather than reading the report because thatâs his âstyle of learningââŚâ
âExecutive Timeâ
Tried that. Didnât work.
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Attention Deficit Disorder. The only thing heâll sit quietly for is Fox & Friends and then only if heâs given a large piece of chocolate cake with two scoops of ice cream.
Trump is so profoundly ADD that he probably canât even watch Faux News for more than about 1 minute before he starts doing something else. He a frightening cocktail of ADD, dementia, megalomania and ignorance. I hope the briefings tell him nothing about whatâs really going on in the world. They should just be photos of him with stories about his great deeds, anything to keep him away from the nukes.