You’re going to laugh so much, your face will ache and you’ll need an ice pack. You’ll be sick of laughing at this pathetic little manchild.
The world is a mess!
Yawn…
White House deputy press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders told the Washington Post the call demonstrates that Trump is “so accessible, and constantly in touch.”
LOL!! LOL!! LOL!! (Pulling myself up off the floor) No, sweetie, it demonstrates Pissidant PeePee is a very thin-skinned, world class mutherfucking asshole. No two ways about it.
Constantly in touch with his inner baby self
http://img.wonkette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/trumpbaby.jpg
Gees, why doesn’t he just ask the NSA for some satillite photos given that this is apparently the most important and pressing issue facing the President of the United States.
Global warning: the US illegitimate President is mentally ill. Trump is confirmed as having a serious personality disorder: narcesism is a clinical mental illness and is usually treated with a constant regiment of drugs (Prozac) and treatment in a mental hospital.
Trump is mentally unfit to be anyplace near the nuclear code!
If Trump starts WW III, blood will be on the hands of Republicans forever! Trump is a very sick and dangerous despot.
The NPS should tweet that they have photos proving Trump has a tiny penis, and then record his next phone call to them.
Here Mr. President—this satellite photo proves how gigantic you are:
OK, this just made me laugh. The kind of laugh you laugh when you are climbing a small stairway in a French town square where there seems to be an audience, but a laugh nonetheless.
In fact, Trump and his staff have jumped at the chance to relitigate the subject …
Just because administration employees misuse the word relitigate, does not mean that writers have to follow suit.
relitigate (Merriam-Webster)
relitigated
relitigating
transitive verb
: to litigate (a case or a matter) again or anew
intransitive verb
: to litigate a case or a matter again or anew
I say he should commission a study on just why there were so few humans on the Mall that day – what on earth kept them from attending? Were they threatened by the libruls? Forced to work when their bosses discovered their plans? Stuck in traffic? Hung over? A mass conspiracy led by Mexico?
The press keeps bringing it up.
That’s right, you bitchy little tween girl of a 70-year-old man. The press keeps bringing it up. Jackoff.
Okay. I’ve had it. I’ve tried to be open-minded. This man is insane. He’s unfit. This is all BS.
Trump’s got the if-you-don’t-say-I’m-YYYYOOOOOOOOOOGGE-I’ll-pout-like-a-spoiled-baby blues.
“He’s not somebody who sits around and waits. He takes action and gets things done,” she said. “That’s one of the reasons that he is president today, and Hillary Clinton isn’t.”Exactly. For example, after winning the nomination, he realized he had no chance of beating HRC, so strategically teamed up with Putin to beat her. It worked like a charm!
This is a man who sees what needs to be done,1 and is not afraid to do it…a role model for a namby-pamby (former) democracy.2
1to make sure he always wins
2Democracy Index 2016 - The Economist Intelligence Unit
Must have been a long 20 months for you. 
Sorry, that’s not him – the hands are too big.