Must protect the Motherland, eh, Comrade Dotard?
Confusing headline.
Better: Trump Insists on Being Softer on Russia than Aides Would Like
Even Better: Pussy-Grabber Petrified of Pissing-Off Putin
Best: Trump pooped himself
Trump is Putin’s bitch.
The plot curdles.
I guess it makes billing easy, if you limit your list to three clients.
Who was number three? Don Jr.?
Can we officially declare the week of April 9-16 “The Week that Much of America Decided to Accept the Likely Reality of the Pee Tape?” Now all other reveals of his already known appeasement/obsequieousness to Putin just serve as confirmatory.
No, it will be either some diabolical Trump adversary living under a volcano in the Pacific, or some Cohen relative that used him for a home sale.
I’ll go with “somebody else really stupid with zipper malfunction related problems” for the Trifecta, Ralph!
V. Putin of Moscow, Indiana?
The RNC? MyPants (aka Que-tip)?
Who was number three? Don Jr.?
I believe, Michael Cohen had a Family-plan, Trump would be a fool, not to take advantage of that…
Nah, Mike doesn’t need a lawyer. No jail can hold him. #quantumentanglementmike
Trump does admire autocrats, but no one remains in Trump’s good graces if there’s no benefit to him. Being tough on the Russians would bring him all sorts of adulation, both from his base and from a lot of his adversaries.
No, the only explanation for this is that Putin has the goods on him, and he’s scared shitless.
Cohen was probably shooting for a “Tom Hagen” practice. Surprising, however, that he hadn’t figured out that Trump doesn’t pay. Billing, schmilling.
Pence and “Mother” have mastered and politicised quantum tunnelling of whole objects.
Which curse words?
“No! I’m the puppet! I’m the puppet!!!”