Discussion: Want A Trump Cabinet Job? Apparently, You Gotta Lose The Facial Hair

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hmm… no porn stars can be cabinet secretaries, in this case.
Does Donald know about Sly Stallone’s first acting career?
Does he really want that kind of competition around?

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Just as he promised. He going to drain the swamp of people with facial hair (-:

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Has Trump ever seen Kelly Ann’s back? (shudder)

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based on their “central casting” quality.

It does make a difference. I wonder if it will ever change. The marketing influence of Mad Men is still with us.

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“Donald was not going to like that mustache.”

Trump prefers politicians with toothbrush mustaches.

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Real Jesus: Hmm…
Osama Bin Laden: Sounds discriminatory to me.
Duck Dynasty Morons: Trump can go to hell.

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It must suck to be The Most Interesting Man in The World right now.

And reportedly, Commander Whitehead is just sick about it.

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Non cranial hair, like folded cash, belongs inside the perimeter of a waxed crotch…

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Are you thinking the same thing I am----another charity event?

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No facial hair because Trump hates being reminded that he can’t grow any, which was part of the reason why Daddy never loved him.

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“Want A Trump Cabinet Job? Apparently, You Gotta Lose The Facial Hair”

…and your mind, your moral compass, any sense of decency, your self-respect, all dignity and your aversion to potential war, jail time, mass murder, and bribery/extortion.

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Rumor has it that Trump went ballistic when Bolton wouldn’t or couldn’t tell him if Mr. Green Jeans was still alive.

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It’s a good thing Paul Ryan shaved that scraggly mess he had when he was trying to butch up.

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I remember how The Bush 43 administration was offended that Clinton let his staff dress casual in The White House. Bush insisted everyone wear suits. He surround himself with baffoons,but they were well dressed baffoons.

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Well that does it. I’m growing a mustache.

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Like this one in _______________. Show me how good you are (and there’s no asking Ira).

the Post also reported that Trump was seeking to appoint a “telegenic” woman to serve in a public-facing role in his administration, both to “attract viewers” and to shield him from further charges of sexism.

this can stand on it’s own :sunglasses:

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“The President-elect’s unnamed associates told the Post that Trump had been drawn to 2012 GOP presidential nominee Mitt Romney and ExxonMobil CEO Rex Tillerson based on their “central casting” quality, a phrase which they said he frequently uses to refer to his process for staffing his administration.”

I knew that he was treating the presidency like his reality show, but to see it in print…ah, God.

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If I were ever to think of shaving my 'stache, this would make me say no!

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