Discussion for article #224617
and the men are guaranteed to get finally get a boner – guns and hot girls waiting on them… boofuckingyah…
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Reminds me of an old Larry Miller standup routine about an all-night drinking binge, in which he refers to “a waitress with fresh stitches.”
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A tip of less than 20% gets you a penis wound.
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I think anyone who thinks they’ll have an “M16 burrito” deserves the bowl-splattering voiding that is coming his way.
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Nothing turns me off more than a woman with almost naked breasts, short-shorts, and a gun. I would not tip them, I would NEVER return.
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“This is our way of life.”`
Pathetic.
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Drinking with Satan. I love that bit…and have often had it mentioned that he must have gone out partying with me one night for his ideas.
I of course have no idea why people say that. I am not an agent of Satan’s…I consider it more like being a private contractor.
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I swear that burrito wasnt loaded.
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How sexy - Not 
“Shooters Grill” Serving the unfilled niche of; “Losers with small penises who happen to be hungry and get off on the site of a girl slinging iron (and because the titty bar down the street won’t let them in anymore.)” Note that it doesn’t “serve alcohol” because what could be better than drunken morons trying to grope women with loaded sidearms.
Pathetic. Just pathetic. I’ll bet the food sucks too.
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The plus side - when male patrons still try and grab the bottoms of their waitstaff, such staff can stand their ground as “he was going for my gun”
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“This is our way of life.”
Bullshit! Carrying a handgun around on your hip is not a way of life. I don’t care where you are.
I spent time in Rifle back in the early eighties working on an Oil Shale project. Having a bunch of yahoos from the various Construction/Oil projects around there stumbling drunkenly around the bars with guns on their hips would have have been pretty nuts. Maybe that crowd has changed since my day, but I highly doubt it.
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Yeah…Ill bet the food is “real good” in that joint. Must be classy too…wearing a hat inside. The no alcohol is sure a winner…who wants wine with food anyway?
“Please keep all weapons holstered unless need arises. In such case, judicious marksmanship is appreciated.”
Appreciated but by no means compulsory.
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This is what society is down to.
We’re going to have a complete cultural divide. The normal people will get our morning coffee and our evening out at one place, and the batshit crazy Teabagging wanna-be GI Joes will have places like this.
Can we go one step further? They can have all of Kansas, and everything in Oklahoma except Tulsa and Ok City. The fence will be 50’ high and electric.
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Sorry, if this is where the country is going I will just stay home and not eat out. If there are people carrying guns where I shop, eat or go to the doctor I will boycott that establishment. Just because some people go too far with gun rights doesn’t mean I have to join them.
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Patrons of this greasy spoon are more likely to perish on the spot from blocked arteries than getting shot.
Let the gun nutz have their places to gather and mingle, we know where they are and more importantly where they aren’t.
I bet they call everyone “hun”.
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The owner of Shooters Grill shouldn’t be surprised when her insurance rates shoot up.
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