Discussion: Wacky Fight Over Virgin Island GOP Delegates Is Finally Decided In Cleveland

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Wew! (theatrically wipes brows) I’m glad that was settled!

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They seem nice.

Sad.

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So if I get this correct, this is a fight over which guys who can’t vote get to spend a week in Cleveland meeting the local hookers.

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POINT OF ORDER, YE SCURVY DOG, is fucking classic.

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This blows, mon. Sounds like a Yob gave a knob job, Bob. Somebody returned the lob, shined the cob, swallowed the gob, succumbed to the mob. The people have been robbed. Sob.

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Gonna go ahead and file this one under “Stuff I don’t give a shit about.”

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Two warring parties of Virgin Island Republicans finally got a resolution to their bizarre, months-long delegate saga Wednesday.

At first glance I did read that as, Two warring pirates of Virgin Island Republicans…"

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This is way too ‘Islandy’ for me.

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I think VI delegates normally can vote, not voting is part of the compromise.

Isn’t this committee one that has Yob’s dad as a member, I think that was in the Daily Show’s interview with Yob. Also “a judge ruled this month that there was no 90-day residency requirement” so that sort of clinched it for Yob before the committee made a decision.

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Sounds like a bullshit resolution, but what do you expect from GOP party Grand Poo-bahs who made this decision. I guess rewarding the guy that cheated on his residency to be a delegate from the V.I. is completely consistent with other GOP philosophies where cheating in order to get ahead is considered the highest form of activism.