Why stop at drugs Donnie? I say we also do a gender test to see who has bigger stones!
Heck, iâll even kick in the tweezers for checking you out 
This is what the Trump campaign wrote about Dean accusing The Donald of being coked up at the first debate:
âGovernor Deanâs comment was beyond the pale and has no place in our
important political discussion. On a night when millions of Americans
were able to compare and contrast the policies of both candidates,
Governor Dean went straight to the gutter and was nothing more than a
sad distraction in a desperate attempt to stay relevant.â â Trump
campaign
So, whatâs good for the goose? Iâd love to see the Clinton campaign issue this as their statement, subbing in âDonald Trumpâ for âGovernor Deanâ.
Great minds. (if I may be so arrogant for just this once).
This is a great idea. But only if they both take one.
Negative results are usually received within 24 hours; however, a positive screen will require further testing that may take a few days.
This would be very bad timing for HO. Thatâs why heâll claim that he was just being sarcastic bigly. Followed by how he wouldnât want to do it because âhe wouldnât want to embarrass Hillary.â
Says the sniveling coke addict 
Apologies in advance, but: This is one projector that I donât want to see overhead.
Everyone calls me nuts, but Iâm pretty sure Trump is a cocaine addict. Iâve known too many of themâŚ
How about a drug test AND an MMPI for both. I could get behind that.
Pretty clear that Trump has created a new Nationalist Party that preaches and follows the vulgar Breitbart conspiracy scriptures. Time-honored Republican Party now nothing but a shell of its former self, forlornly blowing away in Donald gusts. Condolences to those pathetic Republican cowboys who thought they could successfully ride that wind. Nice going yâall.
Dear orange one, donât be fooled. Hillary is NOT taking a smarty pants drug. Sheâs just that smart. A hell of a lot smarter then you will ever be, and no drug is going to help you defeat her intelligence!
You can dumb down on drugsâŚsniffâŚsniff, as you have provenâŚsniffâŚsniff.
Nice touch.
I guess all but the most delusional in his campaign must have given up on the idea of winning. Theyâre not even trying to stop him from showing his instability to the world anymore.
I heard people say that he is a coke head.
People canât be wrong!
Thatâs exactly what this is aboutâtheyâre expecting Trump to be doing the âSNIIIIIFFâ routine again, so theyâre moving to head off the âwas he on coke?â speculation with âhey, we wanted a drug test. Our guy wasnât on drugs! We asked for a drug test!â
Heâs going to back out of the next debate since no one is going to take a drug test for this asshole. Heâs going to beâŚitâs fixed, I donât stand a chanceâŚsniffâŚsniff!
Well, Mr. Projection has answered the questions posed by us wags about his own 2nd debate drug use.
The 3rdâs in a chair isnât it so fatty should be cool except for the Darth Vader breathingâŚ
Plus Putinâs Poodle has the expertise of the worldâs most prolific drug test cheats should anyone ever try to track his coke habit down. How convenient
This coming from a man whose skin is a color that does not occur in Nature.