Must have gotten the wrong Lot.
Hobby Lobby said it âwas new to the world of acquiring these items, and did not fully appreciate the complexities of the acquisitions process.â
Isnât this the same excuse the new administration gives for not following the law? That they are newbies and inexperienced in government constraints and ethics requirements.
A great sufficiency of tawdry bric-a-brac and incipient tchotchkes.
I can see how a huge corporation with only a small army of attorneys might not understand the complexities of import regulations and mistakenly label ancient aritifacts as tile samples. Common rookie mistake, Iâm sure. Also, I can see where they might accidentally have ancient artifacts shipped to Hobby Lobby retail stores since some of them probably have an Ancient Middle Eastern Artifacts department near the scrapbook making supplies. Totally understandable. No fraud here.
I know it sounds bad⌠But Hobby Lobbyâs heart was in the right place, ya know?
They were searching diligently in those thousands-of-years-old cuneiform clay tabletsâŚ
To find a more modern & decent idea than their CURRENT PLAN for providing contraception coverage in their employee healthcare package!
He worships Republican Jesus, of course!
I knew this would happen once we started letting their kind get married!
Please, God, make sure that money ends up at Planned Parenthood.
Wasnât it about just this sort of American looting of Iraqâs historical treasures by Americans that Rumsfeld made his famous statement that âStuff happens?â Hobby Lobbyâs owners sure are stuff alright. If stuff could happen to them theyâd be in jail by now. These filthy rich criminals seem to be immune to punishment. Just like Trump.
Too bad having a âpassionâ for the Bible doesnât mean actually reading it.
Even just the Cliff note versionâŚlike the 10 commandments.
Nailed it.
Hobby Lobby is getting a huge break from K.K.K. Sessionsâ Justice Dept. A very methodical & orchestrated federal criminal conspiracy here meets only with a slap on the wrist.
Theyâre paying a fine inconsequential for this business, & having to return the stolen items [that we know about]?
How many embezzlers or burglars in federal court walk away after returning the stolen loot?
But they are such good Christian friends of Donald Trump and the rest his gang. Donât you know they are wonderful representatives of the hypocrite guild.
Iâve never before, not once in whatâs now becoming a not-short life, wished I were a judge. But right now Iâm thinking how cool it would be to have some of these Bible-thumping bigots come before me having committed a crime and waiting for me to sentence them. I would recommend they pray really, really sincerely for divine forgiveness, because as far as the state is concerned Iâm giving you two-faced bastards a sentence youâll take very seriously and then Iâm going home to enjoy my dinner knowing Iâve done a good dayâs work.
More like Robby Lobby, amirite?
Green said that Hobby Lobby imported the artifacts as part of its âpassion for the Bible.â
A passion, perhaps, but they obviously didnât read this part
Romans 13 1 Let every soul be subject to the governing authorities. For there is no authority except from God, and the authorities that exist are appointed by God. 2 Therefore whoever resists the authority resists the ordinance of God, and those who resist will bring judgment on themselves. 3 For rulers are not a terror to good works, but to evil. Do you want to be unafraid of the authority? Do what is good, and you will have praise from the same. 4 For he is Godâs minister to you for good. But if you do evil, be afraid; for he does not bear the sword in vain; for he is Godâs minister, an avenger to execute wrath on him who practices evil. 5 Therefore you must be subject, not only because of wrath but also for conscienceâ sake. 6 For because of this you also pay taxes, for they are Godâs ministers attending continually to this very thing. 7 Render therefore to all their due: taxes to whom taxes are due, customs to whom customs, fear to whom fear, honor to whom honor.
God almighty. Is every conservative âactivistâ a thieving scumbag? What the fuck is WRONG with this country? ANYTHING is okay in the name of making a goddamn buck. Otherwise, youâre a loser.
Hear, hear.
I can see how a huge corporation with only a small army of attorneys might not understand the complexities of import regulations and mistakenly label ancient aritifacts as tile samples.
Incredible isnât it, how a legal team that can argue successfully before the Supreme Court is incapable of reading the US Code or CFR to determine the statutes involving cultural property. Youâd almost think that they actually knew the regulations and set out to deliberately defy them. But then youâd realize that that would be dishonest and that no one with âa passion for the Bibleâ would knowingly be dishonest.* So it must just be a rookie mistake after all.
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*This does not apply to certain Televangelists.
God almighty. Is every conservative âactivistâ a thieving scumbag?
Yes.
God almighty. Is every Evangelical âactivistâ a thieving scumbag?
Yes.
Guidelines!!
Thank you, Captain Barbossa.
Win some, lose some âŚ. no looking back.