Let’s bring this one back
He opened the Florida town hall by reassuring supporters the campaign is “doing really well” and has “never been so well united.”
His kids think he’s doing fine.
Why is Clinton buying all this ad time when Trump keeps using his rallies to craft his own anti-Trump attack ads in real time? He’ll probably blame her for him going negative on himself.
As “Nearer My God to Thee” played in the background, and the life rafts were lowered into the frigid electorate.
This: “never been so well united” is not something “well united” campaigns proclaim.
“never been so well un-tied”
FIFY
“I am a tremendous fan” of disabled people, Trump added.
He’s such a fan, that he, himself, wanted a Purple Heart medal.
“I am a tremendous fan” of disabled people, Trump added.
“…and I truly envy their terrific parking spots…”
Wait, I’m not a “tremendous fan” of disabled people. Does that make me a bad person?
Donnie Bon mots.
Ignore the waves washing at your ankles, coastal Floridians, it’s just Ron Johnson flopsweat.
And did I tell you, Social Security and Medicaid is for losers!
And early bird specials? Loser City.
Oh, this is rich. Richly unbelievable.
Bring it on, Comrade Trumpski.
The ultimate reality show: One man’s descent into madness before our very eyes.
He was tweeting that there was “great unity in my campaign, perhaps greater than ever before” at 2:14 a.m.
“according to figures released by his campaign on Tuesday”
Well, shit, that’s it. Hillary is toast.
There’s a sucker born every minute. Attributed to P.T. Barnum.
And they’re all voting for the Drumpfster Fire.
This is amazing, he promised to tone it down for the general, and he has actually been going crazier. Republicans are on suicide watch. Love it.
The Dem convention got under his thin skin.
Well, if they send their money to him, which he won’t spend on his campaign, it means fewer gunz they can buy.
And alcohol, drugs and food.
Exact figures — including a precise breakdown of total cash raised in small increments by each candidate — will not be available until Mr. Trump and Mrs. Clinton file their formal monthly reports with the Federal Election Commission this month. And Mr. Trump’s surge is coming very late in the campaign, at a point where advertising rates climb and the chance to invest in a long-term digital and campaign infrastructure is long past.
Something that the Times should address in the future.