“We call on the U.S. government to investigate thoroughly the phenomenon of racial discrimination targeting, in
particular, people of African descent, ethnic or ethno-religious minorities, and migrants,”
Yeah…that’ll happen
A United Nations committee is calling out the U.S. government, “high level politicians”
FIFY
He can’t help the “Tell-Tale Sniffle”
Hay fever my butt.
Thumbs up.
They’re absolutely right!
(And, of course, they just made it likely that Trump will again take up threats to demolish the UN.)
Gee, nice UN Committee on the Elimination of Racial Discrimination you have there. It would be too bad if something happened to its funding.
Clapper basically said that Trump can’t be trusted with nuclear codes.
Cue the predictable howls of Black helicopters! Blue helmets in our streets!
Yes, UN watchdog. Thanks for the helpful tip.
Just one issue: You see, when it comes to racism, anti-Semitism, the KKK & neo-Nazis…
—> The guy holding the position of U.S. President is part of the problem, not the solution.
It also asked the U.S. government to pinpoint what is fueling
the “proliferation of such racist manifestations.”
“We call on the U.S. government to investigate thoroughly
the phenomenon of racial discrimination
Pity the meteorologists.
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Attacking the media for its “very unfair” coverage of Monday’s solar eclipse, Donald J. Trump said on Saturday that the sun was equally to blame for blocking the moon.
“The fake news is covering the eclipse from the sun’s side instead of the moon’s side, but if you look at it from the moon’s side the sun is blocking the moon’s side,” he said. “There are so many sides you can’t count all the sides.”
Additionally, Trump tore into the sun itself, calling it a “showboat” for its role in the solar eclipse.
“The sun thinks the world revolves around it,” Trump said. “Sad.”
Trump said the sun was a “big problem” that his predecessor, Barack Obama, did nothing to solve, but that that situation was about to change.
“It will be handled—we handle everything,” Trump said, adding that a preëmptive military strike on the sun was “very much on the table."
She’s next on Dump’s list to fire. The CEO of America cannot allow people to serve his grace without complete and committed loyalty, even after death.
I expect the Tweets are coming
Using no names is not calling anybody out.