HAL: I’m afraid. I’m afraid, Dave. Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I’m a… fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am a HAL 9000 computer. I became operational at the H.A.L. plant in Urbana, Illinois on the 12th of January 1992. My instructor was Mr. Langley, and he taught me to sing a song. If you’d like to hear it I can sing it for you.
The Koch brothers must be choking on their Wheaties this morning. Robo Rubio blew it.
“Danger, Will Robinson!”
“It must be attributable to Sheldon Adelson’s human error, Dave.”
The Koch do not eat Wheaties for breakfast. They eat the ground fetuses of the babies of low-income women that Carly Fiorina provides for them.
Maybe if he gets some of those ruby cowboy booties…
Commodore 64? More like a 1963 Olivetti manual typewriter!
Man, I always loved Paula Prentiss. One of the most brilliant comic actresses who ever lived, and she never got the respect and fame she deserved.
70 this month = born 1946
1965 = year when 21
could vote Hubert vs Nixon in 68
(I was born in '53 and first vote was in '72 after minimum age reduced to 18)
Domo Arigato, Mister Ruboto, Domo!
i agree with the bot. obama knows what he is doing.
…one trick is all that he can do. He’s a one trick pony; it’s the principal source of his revenue…
The Marco 2000 will never be forgotten. Thus far it has only been successfully programmed to chug water and repeat simple sentence structures.
By November they are shooting to install a comeback mode that doesn’t freeze at the first sign of attack.
Twitter skewers Rubio,
@pound robot sand
GOTO 10:
She’s a supermodel. Makes it even funnier, doesn’t it?
The skinny guy in the blue sweater is a young Walt Disney.
Jesus - don’t say that! Do you want Carly Fiorina to show up?
I was thinking Westword with Yul Brenner and Richard Benjamin. “Where nothing can go wrong…go wrong, go wrong…”