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I love the beer guts on the guys in Keeneâs tweet.You just know these guys would be breathing heavy if they went to get the mail.
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These idiots are pathetic losers of the first order. They can add armed, breaking and entering on Federal property to a new list of charges for these particular assholes, which I see numbers approximately 20 main actors. Peaceful protest my ass. Get a clue mediaâŚSemi-automatic weapons is a dead giveaway that this was never meant to be peaceful. These 10thers are so deludedâŚThe Feds need to step in and quit pussyfooting around with these jerks. It only encourages them when theyâve backed off or let them get away with these types of acts of defiance.
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This is exactly the response from I hope gains traction around the country. Letâs mock them while we starve them out of their gift shop bunker.
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#YokelHaram and #VanillaISIS!
That shit is fuckin funny!
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"Day 9: It was terrible. We even had to eat the littlle plastic brown bear souvenirs. Defecating became very painfull after that, and those souvenirs are not very filling. Morale started to sink.
Day 10, The smell is becoming unbearableâŚ"
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Causeâ nuthinâ says âIâm a fu*kinâ badass super patriotâ more than taking over a near-deserted bird sanctuary. BOOYAHâ!
Hopefully theyâll find themselves buried in a 6â snowfall courtesy of El Nino and have to resort to Donner Party etiquette:
Bundy Party of 14
Bundy Party of 12
Bundy Party of 11
Bundy Party of 7âŚetc.
Be worth waiting for.
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My favorite is still #YokelHaram.
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I do think this is a bigger deal than people are making it out to be. The feds have to find a way to address these âtakeoversâ or this stuff will escalate. That said, these are really funny.
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And then they were nineâŚetc
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I say move in a super sound system and blast âThe Village People,â lots of rap music, Broadway show tunes (âAnnieâ comes to mind as an homage to Ritzheimerâs âItâs a Hardknock Lifeâ tattoo) and the soundtrack from âBrokeback Mountainâ at emâ!
BTW: As far as Twitter tags go, âMealTeamSixâ and âWindedWarriorProjectâ are two personal favs.
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Nope. Just one song over and over and over and overâŚ
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Youâve got that right. Being the law folks trying to sort this out would not be fun at all. But laughing at these clowns might just be the most effective way, on the social level, to tamp this stuff down. In their own little bubble theyâre patriot heroes, but if they know people are laughing at them they might feel some doubt. Plus which charge them with every crime theyâve committed, that might help too. Time to grow up and stop playing army, fellers.
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Ya, Iâve thought that women laughing at âopen carry tough guysâ and âsaggy pants tough guysâ would stop both of those behaviors in their tracks. Câmon ladies, step up to the plate here!
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Next Week hereâs how things will look in the Gift Shop:
The Open Carry Texas-San Antonio guys semi-famously posted videos of themselves a while back standing around with their popguns in a Chiliâs before they got kicked out, and then they took the videos down because everyone loved this young woman who came up and videoed them all in a non-admiring way as she pointed out there were children there and called them names including âdumbass.â (Skip to 1:16.) Maybe she was a big Aristophanes fan or a victim of irrational gun fear or maybe sheâs a normal person and these guys felt sheepish because this wasnât the outcome they wanted.
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I wonder if they thought that âwildlife refugeâ meant some kind of petting zoo with animals they could eventually eat.
Youâll notice they didnât think about occupying, say, a courthouse or a sheriffâs office or a national guard armory.
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umâŚCan we just REFUSE to let them leave? They will be shooting each other for a bucket of KFC by March.
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Just think of the influx of recipes on the 'EatingYourOwn" website.
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I am not a âfanâ of TWITTER butâŚthis is perfect!
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