Who will have the cajones to ask if Trump’s blood was screened for syphilis?
Neurosyphilis is on my short list.
The report will be about as useful and informative as this event:
President Dumpster has a different definition of “empowerment” than the rest of us do.
(Bleugh…)
Wonder if it’s actually “excellent health for an elderly overweight dude who eats way too much junk food, drinks too much diet coke, gets no exercise and is mad as a hatter”…
Oh, my bad, the last part won’t be there because there was no mental health check.
I think we should look for out-of-place gestures, facial expressions, or anything else that might be a coded message.
Something like dis-empowerment. Deprivation. Depraved. Denudement. Debasement.
Stop me - I could go on and on.
I understand that the White House is denying that the examining physician was a medical examiner who was actually comparing Mr. Tump’s health to that of all of his previous patients.
I’m afraid that Trump’s and my health make a zero-sum game.
What centralasiaexpat might look like:
Very close! @stephen_maturin can confirm.
71 years old, overweight, no exercise, and lives on Diet Coke and fast food burgers. Hard to see how this would translate to “excellent health” except perhaps in comparison with a dead guy.
I’m not sure why there would be no testing, or at least questions, regarding mental acuity. My friends and I are of an age where the MDs we visit for routine stuff have started asking things like: “Can you take care of yourself? Can you cook a meal for yourself? Can you get around on your own?”
Dear AP,
I wish to take issue with the phrase “Trump’s White House Doctor”. Is not Dr. Ronny Jackson America’s White House Doctor? Working, we hope, on behalf of the American people to evaluate and report on the health of the President?
Trump’s “doctor”:
OUR DOCTOR:
Sincerely,
A pedant trying to stay sane
Of course, let’s not forget that, however disgusting it may be, TwoScoops is Commander-in-Chief and this is a Navy doctor.
Who may have been ordered to say what his CINC told him to say. Or face court martial.
I’ve got 260 mg/dL in the local Dumblefuck Hypercholesterolemia Sweepstakes. What’s your number?
Donald’s only mental issue is that he’s a dumb fuck and everytime he opens his mouth he proves it. Don’t need a medical degree to see that.
I read somewhere that the doctor didn’t actually state those words. So, we’ll see what he says.
Here come the truth, the whole truth, nothing but the truth, believe me.
Health Status: ???
He*s in very good health .
I almost was going to reply, “Well, Trump can’t court-martial him…” but I forgot that nothing is normal any more and I can’t really put anything past this administration…
Having now read quotes from the doctor’s presser, I do have to say I was wrong. The admiral is not acting as an objective observer.